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The Best Of Sickipedia: A Collection Of The Sickest, Most Offensive and Politically Incorrect Jokes
 
 

The Best Of Sickipedia: A Collection Of The Sickest, Most Offensive and Politically Incorrect Jokes [Kindle Edition]

Ivor Hugh Jardon
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Product Description

"It's the perfect present for that rich granny with a heart condition."

"This book will give you the best chat in the pub, dazzle dates in fancy restaurants, and provide endless family entertainment at Christmas."

"Just what the doctor ordered. Funny as hell from start to finish."

This book is a selection of some of the best jokes which have been hand picked from a collection of over 300,000 jokes from Sickipedia - the world’s top joke website. The jokes contained within these pages are sick, rude, politically incorrect, offensive, obscene and in some cases Just Wrong, but the end results are Funny and Hilarious.

All of the jokes are submitted by the general public to Sickipedia. Every time there is a big story - say a murder or a disaster, following the news comes the jokes. Psychologists probably have something to say about this, but not us, we just want to be the number one place for finding, recording and disseminating this material.

WARNING: The content of this book is packed full of inappropriate material. It is definitely NOT suitable for children or the easily offended. Within these pages are jokes about religion, racism, crime and illegal sex acts. Remember what you read are not points of view; they are just jokes - nothing more!

Here's a selection of what topics to expect!
Some Top Jokes
The Sickipedia 10 Commandments
Crime
The Police
Sex Crimes
Drink & Drugs
Theft
Murder
Other Crimes
What Not to Say on a First Date
Illness and Morality
Cancer
AIDS & Other STD’s
Alzheimer/Dementia
Disabilities
Death
The Sickipedians Guide to Britishness
Racism
The British
Chavs, Pikeys and Gypsies
The Scottish
The Welsh
The Irish
Europe
Americans
Asian
Indians & Pakistanis
Black
Excuses for being late
Religion
Christianity
Catholics
Jewish
Other Religions
Good news. Bad News
Sex and Shit
Sex
The Wife
Blondes
The Rules!
Other
Football
Wordplay
One-Liners
Misunderstandings
Limericks

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 621 KB
  • Print Length: 154 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00I0JRUGU
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (35 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #30,024 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great for kids... 25 Jan 2014
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And the elderly....

Buy it for Granny for Christmas. She'll be pissing herself anyway.

(I was joking about the kids. But not about Granny.)
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Review 25 Jan 2014
Format:Kindle Edition
Don't bother if you're politically correct, upset by crude language or regularly have a sense of humour failure.

A nice change from the usual joke books out there.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This book will make you funny 26 Jan 2014
By Nick
Format:Kindle Edition
Ever been in an awkward silence and wish you had the perfect joke to ease the tension? Well look no further. This book will give you the best chat in the pub, dazzle dates in fancy restaurants, and provide endless family entertainment at Christmas. Buy this book, and you will be a legend.

Or people will be disgusted and disown you, whatever.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect for all the family 25 Jan 2014
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That is, of course, if you are The Manson Family.

Only joking. The book is great. Right down my back passage!

I particularly love the ones about women's rights, and the ones that make you think they're talking about one thing, but they're actually talking about another!

Well worth a download. Can't recommend it enough!

Thew
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Obscenity! Profanity! Blasphemy! 27 Jan 2014
By GW
Format:Kindle Edition
This book is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord!
May the wrath of a thousand avenging angels descend upon the evil progenitors of this horrendous affront to core human values and essential Christian morals!
It's scandalous, shameful and an unmitigated outrage!

And it's wholly inexplicable that there aren't more jokes from that Red Rooster dude.
And I bet 10 / 10 enjoy gang rape anyway.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Robustly Reprehensible! 26 Jan 2014
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Some beautifully observed, utterly tasteless humour - most of these jokes are so far over the line that's it's off the horizon. If your moral compass has no sense of direction, this is the atlas for you.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious 25 Jan 2014
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A very funny joke book that often crosses the line so you need a good sense of humour and quite an open mind! . Not one for reading out at a family dinner party but great gags for down the pub with your mates.
A very funny read.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Just what you would expect, no surprises. 11 July 2014
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Just what you would expect, no surprises.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars sickipedia
Extremely funny and well worth a read, well done sickipedia. If you have been on their website you will know what to expect.
Published 5 days ago by dodgy Dave
5.0 out of 5 stars Awful, hateful but so funny
Full of those jokes that you know you shouldn't laugh at but can't help yourself anyway. The problem is there are ppl who will say you shouldn't laugh because if you do you're... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Ribena berry
1.0 out of 5 stars No
Page after badly formatted page of old jokes, as other reviewers have suggested it does focus on a lot of racist 'humour' which would be well received by the national front but not... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars The clue is in the title.
If you are no fan of PC,and remember when you were allowed to have a sense of humour then this is for you. If easily offended then just *! Read more
Published 2 months ago by Amazon Customer
1.0 out of 5 stars read and deleted - not for me
the app occasionally comes up with a funny topical joke, however this book seemed to be a collection of all the dross.
Published 3 months ago by tony
3.0 out of 5 stars be broad minded
if you are not easily offended its quite a fun read, if you are easily offended stay away or you might regret it
Published 3 months ago by Motty
1.0 out of 5 stars It's not funny
Read about 4 pages and got bored, its not funny. might appeal to members of the bnp and ukip thats about it, deleted it off my tablet within 15 mins of downloading it.
Published 3 months ago by Amazon Customer
4.0 out of 5 stars some good jokes
Not bad used to have it on my phone worth a read you just cant remember the jokes one thing at least they offend everyone which is good in these days of political correctness
Published 3 months ago by james scott
1.0 out of 5 stars Not for me.
I really don't know why on earth I bought this book. I didn't find anything in it funny in the slightest.
Published 4 months ago by P. Booth
3.0 out of 5 stars Pretty good collection
Obviously don't even consider this book if you are easily offended. Because some of the jokes are clearly meant to do no more than cause outrage they seem a little obvious. Read more
Published 4 months ago by chop-socky
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