An updated edition of the bestselling collection of irreverent thoughts. 'When I think of all the harm [the Bible] has done, i despair of ever writing anything to equal it' - Oscar Wilde. 'SAINT, n. A dead sinner revised and edited' - Ambrose Bierce. 'There ain't no answer. There ain't going to be an answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer' - Gertrude Stein. 'Is man just one of God's mistakes? Or is God one of man's?' - Friedrich Nietzsche. 'Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon' - Susan Ertz. 'God is love, but get it in writing' - Gypsy Rose Lee. 'If we believe absudities, we shall commit atrocities' - Voltaire. 'The fact that a believer is happier than a sceptic is no more to the point than the fact a drunken man is happier than a sober one' - George Bernard Shaw.