The short and amusing books, as the name suggests, explores the dark art of farting.
I think everyone has a fart which they are particularly proud of (or ashamed, depending on your school of thought). I remember mine vividly. Goodness knows what I had been eating the night before, because if I knew I would eat it again tonight. I was stood in the small and confined kitchen at work happily brewing a cup of tea, when suddenly I felt something escape through my sphincter and drop down my trouser leg. It was none of my business and just kind of happened.
The smell was unbelievable. You know it is a bad one when your own brand makes you eyes water. The kettle couldn't boil fast enough as I couldn't wait to get out of there. Just as I thought things couldn't get worse, my boss walked in. My boss then was a crabby 60 something stuck-up bitch. Ironically, she always wore an expression on her face as if she had a fart permanently under her nose.
Nearly gagging, she asked was the smell was. I was about to come clean and say I had a bad stomach (a boring, but safe excuse) when she opened the fridge door and started sniffing like the old dog she was. Thankfully, she thought something had gone off in the fridge and completely cleaned it out - and I mean everything. She chucked everybody's lunch away and sent a snotty email saying she'd take the fridge away if people didn't maintain it. Several people went hungry that day and I had nearly condemned an innocent kitchen appliance to the scrapheap all because of my noxious arse.
It still brings a smile to my face even today. My brother once farted so bad it made a mate of mine sick. I was proud to have out trumped him so to speak.
If you think that I am a vile and distrusting human being, then I'll be honest with you, this book is not for you. However, if you would like to shake my hand as a genius, then I suggest you download it now.
Happy farting people.