- Hardcover: 224 pages
- Publisher: Michael Joseph Ltd (30 Jun 2006)
- Language English
- ISBN-10: 0718152026
- ISBN-13: 978-0718152024
- Product Dimensions: 21.2 x 13.6 x 2 cm
- Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars See all reviews (24 customer reviews)
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 292,538 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: "The Alphabet of Manliness". This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged son of a bitch out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to buy a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or busting balls. If you can't handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.
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THE PHRASE "ASS KICKING" has changed over the years from its humble origin as the union of one's foot with another person's ass, to an expression today that has nothing to do with asses, or even kicking. Read the first page Browse Sample Pages
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THE PHRASE "ASS KICKING" has changed over the years from its humble origin as the union of one's foot with another person's ass, to an expression today that has nothing to do with asses, or even kicking. Read the first page Browse Sample Pages
Front Cover | Copyright | Excerpt | Index | Back Cover
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45 of 48 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
If this were a proper review, I'd start by introducing Maddox to the readership. However, it isn't. If you don't know who Maddox is- visit his site. There's enough to keep you reading for hours on end, some of it truly hilarious. There's also no point in paying to read an unknown author when there's a vast supply of free sample material online. The first "buy or not" decision comes as soon as you read his site. If you don't find that funny, there's absolutely no point in reading this book.
To everyone who is already instantly familiar with Maddox: when this book was announced it seemed like a huge event, especially as the man himself gave it plenty of tongue-in-cheek over-hype. If you're expecting the medium of a book to expand the scope and quality of his humour, you'll be dissapointed. The Alphabet of Manliness is not funnier than his site, and neither is it significantly different in overall style of humour.
So what is it? It centres entirely on one of Maddox's avenues of humour: manliness. Disguised as a glossary come self-help are 26 comic articles on everything from Chuck Norris (the geek staple) to Urinal Etiquette, aided by loads of well-drawn pictures (by pro artists rather than the hand-drawn stuff Maddox uses on his own site) and some faux-mathematical charts. And that's it really - a couple of hundred pages of funny walk-throughs to machismo related subjects. Essentially you're paying for a concentrated and portable dose of Maddox rather than something new or innovative.
The principle problem with this is that it narrows Maddox's humour down to a pretty limited set of topics. There's no room for his disgusted rants against most of popular culture, no hilarious film reviews, no dismissal of children's art/idiotic mail. Very little of his observational humour on a variety of iritating everyday things get a look in (although the Irate entry provides a condensed version).
One thing that is important to note is that The Alphabet of Manliness is not part of this American resurgance of machismo in reaction to metrosexuality. If anything, this is a parody of those values: a grossly exaggerated charicature of macho fuelled by the fact that Maddox is someone who would like to smash up the mundanity of life. He recognises the stupidity of masculinity as much as the subjects he attacks with it. Don't be put off by the notion that this is for macho men and it's about macho men. All the humour is derived from male-orientated topics, but there's nothing here to turn away feminine readers. All you need to get a good laugh out of the knowledge that all the offensive content is not genuine or malicious. And the acceptance that you're just getting a monstrous entry of his website in book form rather than something revolutionary, of course.
To everyone who is already instantly familiar with Maddox: when this book was announced it seemed like a huge event, especially as the man himself gave it plenty of tongue-in-cheek over-hype. If you're expecting the medium of a book to expand the scope and quality of his humour, you'll be dissapointed. The Alphabet of Manliness is not funnier than his site, and neither is it significantly different in overall style of humour.
So what is it? It centres entirely on one of Maddox's avenues of humour: manliness. Disguised as a glossary come self-help are 26 comic articles on everything from Chuck Norris (the geek staple) to Urinal Etiquette, aided by loads of well-drawn pictures (by pro artists rather than the hand-drawn stuff Maddox uses on his own site) and some faux-mathematical charts. And that's it really - a couple of hundred pages of funny walk-throughs to machismo related subjects. Essentially you're paying for a concentrated and portable dose of Maddox rather than something new or innovative.
The principle problem with this is that it narrows Maddox's humour down to a pretty limited set of topics. There's no room for his disgusted rants against most of popular culture, no hilarious film reviews, no dismissal of children's art/idiotic mail. Very little of his observational humour on a variety of iritating everyday things get a look in (although the Irate entry provides a condensed version).
One thing that is important to note is that The Alphabet of Manliness is not part of this American resurgance of machismo in reaction to metrosexuality. If anything, this is a parody of those values: a grossly exaggerated charicature of macho fuelled by the fact that Maddox is someone who would like to smash up the mundanity of life. He recognises the stupidity of masculinity as much as the subjects he attacks with it. Don't be put off by the notion that this is for macho men and it's about macho men. All the humour is derived from male-orientated topics, but there's nothing here to turn away feminine readers. All you need to get a good laugh out of the knowledge that all the offensive content is not genuine or malicious. And the acceptance that you're just getting a monstrous entry of his website in book form rather than something revolutionary, of course.
7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
This book is fantastic, but i must stress do not take anything in it seriously, if your pretty religious like i am you may be offended in some parts, but on the whole this book was hilarious and its "rocked my face off" as Maddox would put it. If you are used to reading his material online you will notice the book is different in the style of writting but this is only because your used to electronic, its still as witty and sarcastic as any article that came before. Ok some parts have been rehashed and you would have read it before, infact some jokes have been borrowed from films and is the only reason it gets a 4 and not a 5 on this occassion.
6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
Ok - stop already. I'm just getting a little bored of the sad moaning reviews saying that this book is puerile, misogynist, homophobic.
This completely misses the point of Maddox's humour - Maddox is one of the most prolific and intelligent satirists out there at the moment. This book, following in the tradition of his now legendary website, is a hilarious send up of gender politics, and social preconceptions. It's also just plain funny. To take it at face value is, frankly, very unastute - and you'll be missing the vast majority of the brilliantly composed and delivered gags. Everything from promising the ladies '3 inches of solid dynamite' to drawing a Venn diagram of 'beef jerky, all things nice and little girls'! Come on guys - get with the programme. From A to Z this is a hilarious and fantastically written book. It's perfect for dipping in and out - each time you revisit, you'll find a new joke here and there, a difference nuance on some ridiculous aspect of manliness. Like Maddox's website - this book is all about sticking two fingers up at people who take themselves too seriously, who are caught up in their dim-wittedly held beliefs, and who can't distinguish between fact and farce. At the same time, The Alphabet of Manliness is simply an entertaining and light-hearted read - brilliant drawings throughout - fantastically funny lists and timelines - and very silly diagrams for how to get a quickie. I can't recommend it enough - to anyone with half a brain and a healthy sense of the absurd.
This completely misses the point of Maddox's humour - Maddox is one of the most prolific and intelligent satirists out there at the moment. This book, following in the tradition of his now legendary website, is a hilarious send up of gender politics, and social preconceptions. It's also just plain funny. To take it at face value is, frankly, very unastute - and you'll be missing the vast majority of the brilliantly composed and delivered gags. Everything from promising the ladies '3 inches of solid dynamite' to drawing a Venn diagram of 'beef jerky, all things nice and little girls'! Come on guys - get with the programme. From A to Z this is a hilarious and fantastically written book. It's perfect for dipping in and out - each time you revisit, you'll find a new joke here and there, a difference nuance on some ridiculous aspect of manliness. Like Maddox's website - this book is all about sticking two fingers up at people who take themselves too seriously, who are caught up in their dim-wittedly held beliefs, and who can't distinguish between fact and farce. At the same time, The Alphabet of Manliness is simply an entertaining and light-hearted read - brilliant drawings throughout - fantastically funny lists and timelines - and very silly diagrams for how to get a quickie. I can't recommend it enough - to anyone with half a brain and a healthy sense of the absurd.
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Not as funny as the website
This book isn't bad, but if you're looking for the sort of humour that Maddox displays on his website then I'm not 100% sure that you should bother. Read more
Published 14 months ago by Dr. Andrew Phillips
not as funny as first thought
The author of this writes articals for his own web site which i used to think were hillarious and looking back on the older ones they are. Read more
Published on 28 Feb 2010 by J. Tate
The Most Awesome book I have ever bought.
Once I was a namby pamby wishy washy limp wristed kind of guy. Not any more, with the help of this book I now know how to deal with every possible situation without compromising my... Read more
Published on 5 Nov 2009 by Christopher I. Britton
Overall an entertaining and enjoyable book
Humorous, uncensored degradation. To sum up in three words, they would be perfect. I was contemplating whether or not to buy this book as i had read Maddox's writing on site and... Read more
Published on 11 Aug 2007 by Lewis Hiley
The Greatest Book in the World
Are you slightly insecure about your manhood? Do you think that reading a book might help you become more... grrr? If so, this book is not for you. Read more
Published on 16 Jun 2007 by Butch Simonsen
Big Fan
I am a big, big [...] fan and this book is everything I expected and more. Ah, to be able to do the things [...] imagines... What will he think of next? Read more
Published on 24 April 2007 by Marco Polo
Maddox falls way too short of the mark
I would love to write a review of this book, stating how well it's written and how dazzlingly brilliant the author is, but I just can't. Read more
Published on 7 April 2007 by Mr. Mma Williams
If this wasn't Maddox...
no one would give the guy a rating above 3 stars. It's an average book. I found some funny moments towards the end, but overall, it doesn't impress. Read more
Published on 28 Nov 2006 by A. HILL
Incredible and fascinating
I bet you will be speechless right after you read the first few pages. They are that astonishing, original and provocative. Read more
Published on 2 Oct 2006 by Refik Topsever
Didn't even reach juvenille
I bought this book thinking it would be a nicely warped and sideway view of life and a laugh out loud read. Read more
Published on 14 Sep 2006 by R. King
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