Review
* 'The funniest stand-up in Britain' SUN * 'One of Britain's very best observational comics' GUARDIAN
Product Description
Ah, the single life. The blind dates, the guiltless sleeping in the starfish position, the "table for one in a draught, please". In this book, Jeff Green offers practical advice on how to find love, or failing that how to pretend you've got a significant other half. For women: leave the fridge door open for no reason. For men: wash your towels. And if you've just been dumped, Jeff shows how you can reach "closure", otherwise known as uncompromising REVENGE. Green also includes great chat-up lines for the older lover - "Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven?"; beauty tips for dates - how to look 20 years younger? Stand further away; and things not to say on a first date - would you like to see my shrine to the others? If you're in a couple, this book will remind you why your own situation is - just about - worth tolerating. And if you're happily single, follow Jeff's advice and you're guaranteed to stay that way.
About the Author
Award-winning comedian Jeff Green has staged several sell out tours in the West End and throughout Britain and Australia. He appears regularly on TV, and has starred in several TV specials of his own. He lives in London.
