"A poetic masterpiece. The Smiths were so good they should be taught as a lesson in schools. Buy this album immediately; it will improve your life and your sense of humour."
"This album is so sexy it hurts my bottom even thinking about it. Duran Duran rocked!!! They wrote their own songs, and played the instruments. Can you say the same for Westlife?"
"People considered Depeche Mode to be a silly fluffy synth pop band back in the 80's. How silly those people were. Can you imagine Boyzone in leather mini skirts banging big bits of metal on stage?"