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That's What Ya Get! [Illustrated] [Paperback]

Brindley Hallam Dennis , Alex Halfpenny
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  • Paperback: 104 pages
  • Publisher: Unbound Press; 1st edition (11 Aug 2010)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0955836077
  • ISBN-13: 978-0955836077
  • Product Dimensions: 20.6 x 14.8 x 1 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 2,812,374 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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When ya can get That s What Ya Get! get it. --Norman Hadley, The Lunecy Review

Brindley Hallam Dennis stepped to the mic and became Kowalski. An outspoken, crotchety, New Yorker with a fund of tales of escapades with Mildred she s my old lady . Dennis glorious performance brought Kowalski truly and uproariously alive, and I d love to hear more. --Kevin McVeigh, Lancaster Spotlight Club

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Kowalski is only one of many voices Brindley Hallam Dennis has written for, but Kowalski is the one who won t shut up, who doesn t go away, and hasn t finished yet telling you That s What Ya Get! A writer friend of BHD s warned, There s a lot of you in Kowalski. He said, Kowalski s the kind of guy you wouldn t what to get caught in a lift with, but you d like to watch someone who was! There s a bit of Kowalski in all of us, too much in some us, and maybe not enough in many. Kowalski, a curmudgeonly old New Yorker living in England with his long-suffering wife Mildred, that s my old lady, takes us on a hilarious outsider s tour of contemporary life, from the frustrations of petty regulations, to the maddening irrelevancies of public information; from the complexities of race relations and green politics, to the incomprehensibilities of personal relationships, geophysical temporalities, and fishing! Most of all he struggles, without the trace of an accent, to negotiate the minefields of ambiguity and the whirlpools of double-meanings that constitute the English language. As he says: Ya see! That s what ya get! That s what ya get when ya lives among people. Ya gets ta sound like em.

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By burnsae
My name is Amy Burns, Editorial and Managing Director of Arts Unbound Limited. Spilling Ink Review and Unbound Press. Unbound Press is the proud publisher of That's What Ya Get!: Kowalski's Assertions.

That's What Ya Get! is a collection of humorous monologues in the voice of Kowalski, a crotchety New Yorker who's been living in England for many years, and is still trying to get to grips with it... life, that is. England he's got sewn up.

This book will appeal to anybody who enjoys a good laugh at 'quaint' English ways. Try reading the monologues aloud, the author, Brindley Hallam Dennis, has always been enthusiastically greeted at his public performances.

But I'm the publisher, you'd expect me to say great things about this book. Here's what others have to say:

"When ya can get That's What Ya Get! get it..." Norman Hadley, The Lunecy Review

"Brindley Hallam Dennis stepped to the mic and became Kowalski. An outspoken, crotchety, New Yorker with a fund of tales of escapades with Mildren ('she's my old lady'). Dennis' glorious performance brought Kowalski truly and uproariously alive, and I'd love to hear more... Kevin McVeigh, Lancaster Spotlight Club

"Anyone who was at Open Stage in Dumfries last month was blown away by the 'Assertions of Kowalski'... It's very, very funny, and gets straight to the places you didn't know you had places... Dumfries & Galloway Arts Association
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It's like this, there's this guy I sort of know, strange sort of bloke really, like he's got two names you see. Well five in all if you count his Sunday names. He does a bit of writing, stories and poetry that sort of thing and do you know something? Well you'll have heard it said by writers that sometimes their characters sort of take over, have lives of their own if you catch my drift. Then there's that ventriloquist who's dummy comes to life. What was I saying ? Oh this guy I know, well it's really weird if you ask me. See, he wrote about this fictional Polish-American Guy called Kowalski and darn me if he ain't come to life too. Seems to have become more real than Brindley Hallam Dennis. Not heard of him? Why sure you have, it's that guy I know the one who writes short stories I was telling you about. He's written this book called That's what Ya get. Damn good read it is too. Get hold of a copy if you can. Winter's coming, it'll keep you warm nights -great fun.
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