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Technical Details
- Terry Turtle is a motion-activated swearing turtle toy for adults only
- Features more than 25 unique shocking outbursts
- Choose from two rudeness settings: PG or uncensored 18+
- Choose from two action modes: motion-activated or always-on random
- Requires 3 x AA batteries (batteries included are for demonstration purposes only)
Product Specifications
| Model Number: | MCTERR |
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Terry Turtle is a motion-activated swearing toy turtle. He features more than 25 unique shocking outbursts--you have been warned!
New in town is the most outrageously potty-mouthed reptile on God’s green earth. Terry Turtle just can’t contain himself.
Terry might look like a cute sweet little turtle but the guys at the factory realised Terry Turtle had a serious problem. Programmed to say nice things about flowers and fluffy bunnies, a glitch in his system meant that he just couldn't keep the curse words, whistles and chirps from slipping out.
Choose from PG and uncensored 18+ settings, and select either motion-activated or always-on random mode. His arms move and his head pops up when swearing. Includes 3 x AA batteries for demonstration purposes only, so new batteries may be required.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
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Terry the turtle stands about 16cm high, very well made in light and dark green plastic and comes with batteries. He has severe tourettes and when talking his head comes up and his arms wave.
He is quite loud. An internet search will find plenty of videos of him in action, both censored and uncensored. He has 2 switchable modes, PG and 18; the PG mode is definitely not suitable for young children, it is really a 12. The 18 mode is definitely that!
He has a switch to select between motion-activated and press-to-talk. On press-to-talk there is a button on his chest; motion-activated also has a random mode so you can't, for example, put him on a shelf to insult passers-by as he randomly shouts out, spoiling the surprise. The sensor is angled upwards so he works best when placed lower down.
I think the novelty may not last and I was disappointed that he couldn't be used a security guard with tourettes.
He is quite loud. An internet search will find plenty of videos of him in action, both censored and uncensored. He has 2 switchable modes, PG and 18; the PG mode is definitely not suitable for young children, it is really a 12. The 18 mode is definitely that!
He has a switch to select between motion-activated and press-to-talk. On press-to-talk there is a button on his chest; motion-activated also has a random mode so you can't, for example, put him on a shelf to insult passers-by as he randomly shouts out, spoiling the surprise. The sensor is angled upwards so he works best when placed lower down.
I think the novelty may not last and I was disappointed that he couldn't be used a security guard with tourettes.
4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
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Don't believe all the other reviewers banging on about this being a novelty that soon wears off - they're probably too old to know about modern living. A swearing turtle is a total necessity in todays fast moving age.
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Examples where a swearing turtle is de rigueur include
You have a parrot who's value you want to increase drastically by teaching it to swear.... But you can't be bothered to sit next to it and recite old Anglo Saxon. No Problem. Just leave Terry next to the cage and watch the telly instead!
You are troubled by an office thief who keeps stealing mars bars out of your desk drawer. Simply place Terry in the drawer. As soon as the chocolate muncher open it, Terry will let rip, alerting the miscreant and the rest of the office.
You need a secret santa present for someone who (a) swears a lot,or (b) is called Terry (or for maximum effect, both).
You want to get your cute and inquisitive new kitten onto you-tube, but can't think of an appropriate video that will go seriously viral. Simply set the kitten against Terry, and film the ensuing hilarity. The hit counter will never stop...
You can't stand those awful deodorizing turtles they still put on car dashboards. Replace with Terry for a thoroughly modern twist. Especially useful when a traffic warden wants gives you a ticket, and you're not around to tell `em what you think about it.
So there you go, thoroughly practical and totally useful. And if a swearing turtle isn't your thing, there's others in the same series. According to Terry's packaging, his soon to be available chums are Habit Hamster, Dark Shark, Drunk Skunk and Nympho Newt. Cool.
Not convinced?
Examples where a swearing turtle is de rigueur include
You have a parrot who's value you want to increase drastically by teaching it to swear.... But you can't be bothered to sit next to it and recite old Anglo Saxon. No Problem. Just leave Terry next to the cage and watch the telly instead!
You are troubled by an office thief who keeps stealing mars bars out of your desk drawer. Simply place Terry in the drawer. As soon as the chocolate muncher open it, Terry will let rip, alerting the miscreant and the rest of the office.
You need a secret santa present for someone who (a) swears a lot,or (b) is called Terry (or for maximum effect, both).
You want to get your cute and inquisitive new kitten onto you-tube, but can't think of an appropriate video that will go seriously viral. Simply set the kitten against Terry, and film the ensuing hilarity. The hit counter will never stop...
You can't stand those awful deodorizing turtles they still put on car dashboards. Replace with Terry for a thoroughly modern twist. Especially useful when a traffic warden wants gives you a ticket, and you're not around to tell `em what you think about it.
So there you go, thoroughly practical and totally useful. And if a swearing turtle isn't your thing, there's others in the same series. According to Terry's packaging, his soon to be available chums are Habit Hamster, Dark Shark, Drunk Skunk and Nympho Newt. Cool.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
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This foul mouthed little toy is a very sad reflection on todays society and our sense of humour. It is absolutely obscene and relies purely on shock value. It is also extremely funny, in the right company, amongst adults and preferably after a couple of drinks maybe!
It is bigger than I expected, almost the size of a small tortoise perhaps. The lettering next to the switches is barely visible but then I don't think you need to be brain of britain to operate it.
Another word of warning, I don't think the PG setting is in the least appropriate. My children are grown up, but I am absolutely sure I wouldn't want any child of mind engaging with this product or learning from it, even on the PG setting.
Oh yes... and the american accent is dreadful.
It is bigger than I expected, almost the size of a small tortoise perhaps. The lettering next to the switches is barely visible but then I don't think you need to be brain of britain to operate it.
Another word of warning, I don't think the PG setting is in the least appropriate. My children are grown up, but I am absolutely sure I wouldn't want any child of mind engaging with this product or learning from it, even on the PG setting.
Oh yes... and the american accent is dreadful.
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Tip Top Terry
Terry is a fantastic adult gadget. The educational value equates to that learnt from the chavs in a Liverpool council estate but without the danger. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Bobster
terry the F%$£&*^ turtle
well what can i say he swears a lot i took mine into work and put it on motion sensor setting and he let rip, it is fun for about 20 mins but after that you will need to switch it... Read more
Published 22 months ago by Mark Ritchie
It is ok, gets boring quickly.
It is a swearing toy turtle, if anything could be a one trick pony it is this.
Good fun for a little while but the very nature of the product means it gets old... Read more
Good fun for a little while but the very nature of the product means it gets old... Read more
Published on 22 Mar 2010 by Deanus
not suitable for children under 16
This is an adult toy and can offend so if you don't like swearing don't buy it!!!
Published on 3 Jan 2010 by L. Long
I love this, but not for the easily offended.
This is one of the funniest things i have ever bought. This piece of potty-mouthed plastic is sure to have you in stitches, unless, of course you are easily offended. Read more
Published on 1 Jan 2010 by P. Sutton
Silly
OK,
The toy is nothing more than a swearing turtle. We all knew this when we bought it. Therefore it swears, theres a video explaining what it does below the item... Read more
The toy is nothing more than a swearing turtle. We all knew this when we bought it. Therefore it swears, theres a video explaining what it does below the item... Read more
Published on 29 Dec 2009 by MR SCOTT MCKILLOP
Freaking Awesome!
Despite what many others have said, this toy does not get old quickly, especially if it is for someone who hasn't really grown up. Read more
Published on 6 Nov 2009 by stationaryace
Not one for kids!
Cracking product, especially if you enjoy inanimate objects swearing at you at random!
The only thing that does annoy me, is that when it is set to the motion-activated... Read more
The only thing that does annoy me, is that when it is set to the motion-activated... Read more
Published on 16 Oct 2009 by Mr. A. Sands
Short-lived maybe...but hilarious in the meantime!
My husband and I bought Terry Turtle as a gift for his brother's birthday and so we only tested it very briefly just to check it worked before we wrapped it up for him. Read more
Published on 16 Sep 2009 by Sarah Franklin
It's not big and it's not clever.
This is laugh out loud the first few times it is played with, but by the time you have been through the cycle of phrases two or three times the novelty has definitely worn off. Read more
Published on 24 July 2009 by R. Shaikh
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