Terrible music! The 'Platinum' List. Haha.

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Tissues and Issues
1.  Tissues and Issues by Charlotte Church
The list author says:
  "Worse than terrible! If you'd heard this without knowing it was Church, you wouldn't have a clue who it was- could be anybody- can't believe she's up for a Brit"
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Honesty
2.  Honesty by Alex Parks
The list author says:
  "She CANNOT sing, is just drab & dull - why is she still around? What is wrong with the CD-buying public? I think it must be pre-pubescent girls buying this tripe"
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Piece By Piece
3.  Piece By Piece by Katie Melua
The list author says:
  "I want to destroy all Katie Melua's albums. If you want to drive yourself insane, buy it, if you don't.. well, join me in a public burning"
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Don't Cha
4.  Don't Cha by Pussycat Dolls
The list author says:
  "Say it aloud- Don't. Cha. They have it as 2 separate words, say 'don't', then 'cha'- should be 'Don'tcha'. Fools"
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PCD
5.  PCD by Pussycat Dolls
The list author says:
  "And their appalling album. Nothing to do with music here. Let's just group a bunch of girls together & dress them in skirts that look more like belts & get them to jump around a lot for a 'video'"
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Chemistry
6.  Chemistry by Girls Aloud
The list author says:
  "I think I found my Chemistry lessons more fulfilling & less disappointing & tedious than this album"
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Employment
7.  Employment by Kaiser Chiefs
The list author says:
  "Hate this band. Everyday I hate this more & more. Listen to 'Everyday I..'- it's the same lines over & over again- nothing changes- kinda like the theme tune to 'Question of Sport'. Dire music."
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Catching Tales
8.  Catching Tales by Jamie Cullum
The list author says:
  "Thinks he's a jazz singer. You're not, Jamie. And you look about 14. Get over yourself."
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The Emancipation of Mimi
9.  The Emancipation of Mimi by Mariah Carey
The list author says:
  "Should be entitled 'How To Yodel - A short course'. What's the point of using a song to jump to as many different notes as is humanly possible? Leave us Mariah & never darken our radio stations again."
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Life for Rent
10.  Life for Rent by Dido
The list author says:
  "If you didn't learn enough about yodelling from Mariah, just listen to this, Dido'll show you how"
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State of Mind [CD + DVD]
11.  State of Mind [CD + DVD] by Holly Valance
The list author says:
  "Dire. Why, why the soap-pop 'star' cross-over? Not good. And those reverse call ads- I want to HIT this stupid bird."
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Under My Skin
12.  Under My Skin by Avril Lavigne
The list author says:
  "Girl who looks about 13 mopes around & whines. Thinks she somehow is a 'rock star'. Well, she might want to find a definition of 'rock music' before she makes claims like that."
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The Choirboys
13.  The Choirboys by The Choirboys
The list author says:
  "Butchering a classic like 'Tears in Heaven' and 'He Ain't Heavy..'? Apparently quoted as being 'a bit rock'- jeez. Amazon's review- '..looking like a boy band in their designer suits'? OK..."
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G4 And Friends
14.  G4 And Friends by Jonathan ansell
The list author says:
  "No No No No No!"
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X&Y
15.  X&Y by Coldplay
The list author says:
  "Parachutes? Reasonable album. But now? All their songs sound the same. They ring of drab. Drab,whiny & overhyped. Music to kill yourself by."
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Don't Believe the Truth
16.  Don't Believe the Truth by Oasis
The list author says:
  "More overhyped, overplayed poison for the ears. Do believe the truth- that this album is dreadful."
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Down in Albion
17.  Down in Albion by Babyshambles
The list author says:
  "Stop the 'singing', go home & get a good night's sleep, Pete, you poor lad."
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Is This It?
18.  Is This It? by The Strokes
The list author says:
  "I've actually had two strokes & I tell you listening to this is harder to cope with than learning to walk again. Well, almost."
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Welcome to Loserville
19.  Welcome to Loserville by Son of Dork
The list author says:
  "I honestly thought this band was a joke when I saw their video on TV. Dross."
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She Might [DVD AUDIO]
20.  She Might [DVD AUDIO] by The Noise Next Door
The list author says:
  "Just look at them. That tells you all you need to know."
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Calendar Girl [CD 1] [CD 1]
21.  Calendar Girl [CD 1] [CD 1] by The Noise Next Door
The list author says:
  "Yup, just look at them."
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Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
22.  Get Rich Or Die Tryin' by (Musician) 50 Cent
The list author says:
  "Appalling stabbing pains in your ears? That'll be because 50 Cent is playing somewhere in the vicinity. And what exactly is the thing on his head...? Some sort of sea creature maybe"
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The Massacre: Special Edition
23.  The Massacre: Special Edition by (Musician) 50 Cent
The list author says:
  "More ear poison. Yes, 'The Massacre'. Charming man."
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Get Rich Or Die Tryin'- The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
24.  Get Rich Or Die Tryin'- The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack by (Musician) 50 Cent
The list author says:
  "Once again, a charming, charming man. Vile."
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Father Ted : Complete Box Set [DVD] [1995]
25.  Father Ted : Complete Box Set [DVD] [1995] DVD ~ Dermot Morgan
The list author says:
  "Had to end with something *great* - buy this!"
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