"I wanted to see Legally Blonde. My younger sister wanted to see THIS. It wasn't awful, only stale. But I still hate it because I missed seeing a funky movie to watch this second-rate dreck."
"Even at that age of 10 I knew that there was something wrong with this film. Ah, I know why: it's got worn-out humour, gags at a child's expense, and terrible acting. Yeah, that's it."