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  • Paperback: 320 pages
  • Publisher: Ebury Press (27 May 2010)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0091935970
  • ISBN-13: 978-0091935979
  • Product Dimensions: 15.4 x 2.4 x 20.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 235,423 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about seven - David Beckham

For Tony to admit he is an alcoholic took an awful lot of bottle - Ian Wright on Tony Adams

I've been playing in a golf day for a boy seriously injured in a car accident. I had to drive like a lunatic to get here - Ray Houghton, TalkSport football pundit, on why he was late on-air

Reporter: What would you be if you weren't a footballer?

Peter Crouch: A virgin.

I've never been so certain about anything in my life. I want to be a coach. Or a manager. I'm not sure which - Phil Neville

Footballers may not be known for their profound insights, but it seems no one in the game is above a mixed metaphor or confused cliché. From Harry Redknapp to Martin O'Neill, Patrice Evra to Jason McAteer, see the funny side of the beautiful game with this hilarious collection of verbal own goals. Packed full of hilarious quotes, quips and misfires from the biggest names in football, Tell Him He's Pele is a must for everyone with a sense of humour.

About the Author

When not skulking around football grounds and press conferences in search of funny quotes, Phil Shaw is a freelance sports writer with 30 years' experience on national newspapers. He reports on football for the Daily Telegraph, Guardian, Independent and Scotland on Sunday, having previously written for the Observer and Time Out. He has also compiled The Book of Football Quotations since its first edition in 1984, originally in collaboration with Peter Ball. Phil lives in Staffordshire with his wife Julie, tons of old vinyl and an unhealthy amount of Leeds United memorabilia.

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This is real toilet humour - in the nicest possible sense. Keep a copy in the smallest room in the house and listen to the guffaws from everyone who enters. They're all there - the old ones, some new ones, the wry, the unintended, the downright stupid, lots of Brian Clough and Bobby Robson. Then there's the classic from Gordon Milne, when Leicester manager - `If someone in the crowd spits at you, you've just got to swallow it.' Yuk! At least half-a-dozen smirks on every page.
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Tell Him He's Pele: The Greatest Collection of Humorous Football Quotations Ever!
Romantics bruised by tawdry privatisation of the national sport will recover some of their affection for football from this volume of wonderful quotations. Here's the sport that still survives in Burslem, Brechin and Barnsley, captured mostly in the remarks of Football Men but also in the revelatory acts of the grotesque nouveau riche. I swear I could hear Bobby Robson sigh despairingly as he told an anecdote about one "star's" ear-ring. Football's at its most literate, its most passionate, funniest, wisest and saddest the further it gets from corporate-speak and vulgar behaviour. There's no room here for the Scudamores, Coles or expatriate owners. Instead, the gamut of football emotion is expressed fluently on pages that whiff of dubbin and liniment, mud and pies. What made the game beautiful is here - in a compendium edited by one of the sport's most articulate chroniclers.
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TOP READ 16 Aug 2010
By jonamo
This is a must read! If sport informs us about life, then this collection of the pithy, the unbelievable, the wise and the downright stupid aphorisms on football will make you a wiser and wittier companion to all who know you. Buy it now. And buy another copy for a friend!
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