Fun Spoof style action film ,steals from them all... Sweet innocent girl ( Kareena Kapoor )gets savvy call center guy cum english teacher (Saif Ali Khan) to coach her boss (Anil Kapoor) in all things english for an upcoming business meeting. Handsome teacher, innocent victim servant girl sweet romance budding smack,smack,smack wake up already this is Tarantino we're consulting here not Disney....drop everything but the money and your gun and run..
Saif starts this film by Diretly addressing the camera and for me that is not a problem because it's perfect for setting up his characters motivation and pulling you in with the hilarious flash pics and statements from his childhood. Segue into I'm falling in love dance/song and you're up to your armpits in danger and bikinis already..all is not as it seems. Poor poor Kareena...will it ain't Kill Bill but she aint Bambi either.
Rt before intermission Send in Akshay in hilarious headgear for local play and thug for a day delivering his sides dialogue and how he's on his way to becoming a wannabee shooter for life. He's a recovery agent , a rough tough , smokin hot blood hound who knows what he wants and he wont stop until it's in front of him and he's saying the magic words where's the money Pooja??? He's got a bit of a soft spot in his head for women and damsels in distress...wonder if Pooja will take advantage....very funny scenes ahead. The wildly funny send ups... Holy Widows ( hey prodigy of speiberg speak Hindi) and that dance number with the blonde and orange wigs and blue contact lenses... still holding my ribs...God that was funny...At least someones addressing that little problem of the spillage of whiteout in India...)..the side bar jokes and the pure adrenalin done for the hell of it because you CAN shoot it out with the commandos (AKI does his stunt stuff and it's fast and rocks).....then pull ALL your brain cells out and floss with them festival of shoot em up burn em up karate em up stick em up hose em off SHEESH exhausting ,exhilirating wild ass .....ENDING. FUN FUN FUN. That bicycle of death is a hoot.