Morning everyone, I know that you have tabloids in the UK as we do in the US. Here goes
M.O.M. HEAD OF MUGGLE REGISTRATION COMMITTEE MEMBER DELORES UMBRIDGE HAS KITTENS
A source close to Ms. Umbridge confimed today that Ms.Umbridge gave birth to a litter of kittens. The source was quoted as saying "Who knows who the father is, but this is a blight on the face of half breeds everywhere, have you ever seen the cross betwen a toad and a kitten??? Hope that you never do". Ms Umbridge was unavailable for comment.