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TWILIGHT parody (What if Bella Chose Jacob Instead?) (Secret Anonymous Parodies Book 1)
 
 

TWILIGHT parody (What if Bella Chose Jacob Instead?) (Secret Anonymous Parodies Book 1) [Kindle Edition]

Secret Anonymous
1.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (56 customer reviews)

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Product Description

Product Description

What if Bella had chosen Jacob instead of Edward?

A humorous take on "Twilight"

(2000 words/short humor) ---

Breaking news, Twilight Fans! -- this highly successful twilight parody is now available in a much bigger book -- "Goodbye Twilight, (The Ultimate Twilight Parody Collection), filled with previously published best-selling parodies, satire, and surreal Twilight Fun, together for the first time in one conveniently priced collectible collected collection! Bella, Edward, cats, zombies, 50 shades of things, and -- for some reason -- Canadians! Yay, Team Parody!

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Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 96 KB
  • Print Length: 17 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007IA3CR8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 1.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (56 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #29,378 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious 15 May 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
This short story is really funny and can be appreciated by Twilight fans and Non-Twilight fans alike! Definitely recommend reading it. I agree with other reviews that an alternative ending where Jacob gets together with Bella would be a good idea for Stephanie Meyer to write, but not until we've seen Edwards perspective on all the Twilight Saga books.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Twilight parody what if Bella chose Jacob 30 Dec 2012
By Louisa
Format:Kindle Edition
It was an ok book that I didn't understand much of but it was okay to read for a quick read
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Twilight parody 24 Jun 2012
By Gurt
Format:Kindle Edition
If you like the Twilight Trilogy ... Then don't buy this it's not even funny ! It's a bad written mickey take
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars A great concept but a waste of my time & money! 19 Aug 2013
By RacheCG
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
A total waste of money & time.. amusing concept but seriously... not worth 1p! Not worth the wifi time to download, nor the space on my kindle!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Rubbish 5 Jun 2013
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What a sheet waste of money the whole book could have been fitted on one page and it was like it was wrote buy a 5 year old rubbish
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Cool 6 Jan 2013
Format:Kindle Edition
Fantastic book, really funny, sometimes it's not related to the title of the book but overall a really great book.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Quick story 27 Dec 2012
By Binz
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
This book was a good short story but I would stay away if you are a Twilight fan because it makes fun of Edward and Jacob a lot but overall funny read
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1.0 out of 5 stars RUBBISH 19 May 2014
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
RUBBISH RUBBISH RUBBISH not worth the five minutes I spent reading it. I love the twilight books and I find it ridiculous anyone should even be allowed to publish this book, if it even is a book it's just TERRIBLE. DO NOT READ
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Well my Daughter likes it!
Published 1 month ago by keith dove
1.0 out of 5 stars Seriously bad read
Well this was a seriously bad read... it has no point to it and it wasn't getting anywhere and as for the ending well ill leave it at that
Published 2 months ago by Clare butterworth
1.0 out of 5 stars Terrible
I have never read a load of rubbish in all my life, who ever wrote this seriously needs to get a life of there own, bloody sado.
Published 2 months ago by julie daff
1.0 out of 5 stars twilight parody
Sorry this is not my type of book I am sure some people would have enjoyed it but I found it boring.
Published 6 months ago by marilyn crampton
1.0 out of 5 stars Waste of money
This book is simply just to make fun of the book series, I bought it under the idea that it was a genuine 'what if' story and completely wasted my money.
Published 7 months ago by Amazon Customer
1.0 out of 5 stars Sucks
It is so stupid and boring with no sense anywhere DO NOT BUY WORST MISTAKE EVER go read hunger games
Published 7 months ago by Lara
1.0 out of 5 stars Snore
Yeah its not worth it, its silly and boring not funny and there are better fan fiction options on line. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Ms. Kelly Goodall
1.0 out of 5 stars really don't bother
Utter rubbish ! This is just a silly badly written very poor alternative version of Stephanie Meyer's excellent series of books. Read more
Published 10 months ago by New Angel
1.0 out of 5 stars Alright
It was okay really shot and not that funny even though it was supposed to be waste of money don't buy it!! :(
Published 11 months ago by Rosie Nicholls
1.0 out of 5 stars What is this but rubbish
What an absolute pile of rubbish I wish I had not bought it now, I wouldn't recommend you to by this book. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Emily Colle
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