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Submit To The Whims Of Your Master, Woman! [Kindle Edition]

B P Perry (Author)
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THIS IS THE FILTHIEST OF FILTH!

When Lady Daphne Ottertrotter meets the fruity sixth Earl of McDoon, little does she realise that she's in for the muckiest few weeks of her life. Featuring scenes of conversational lesbianism, Viking ravishment, multi-person disgracefulness and a bit that goes on in a public toilet, this tale of love on the edge is not for the faint-hearted.

And neither is it for fans of literature or anyone with good taste.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 286 KB
  • Print Length: 49 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: B P Perry (9 Sep 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0098MRQS0
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #325,220 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

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5.0 out of 5 stars For the love of God. GOD! 15 Sep 2012
By Gareth
Format:Kindle Edition
I bought this book for the eldest of my grandmothers, who has always enjoyed a bit of filthy literature (they do at that age though, don't they?) Less than six pages in she was overcome with lust and then guilt, then lust again, then hysteria before finally settling back into guilt. She didn't bother reading any more. Now she just stares at the wall. There's no doubt that this is powerful writing and a landmark in the roadmap of English Literature. Nevertheless, I do think the writer should be shot in both kneecaps on live television (Sat 7pm) before having his fingernails pulled out by genetically engineered squirrels that look like 80's stand-up Jimmy Cricket.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars B P Perry - Erotic mastermind 31 Oct 2012
By Helen Cairns
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
As a woman, I find the pursuit of filth on the internet both disgusting and irrelevant. I do, however, own an Amazon branded electronic reader so I thought to myself, instead of getting good quality filth for free, I should pay for some medioccre filth of the textual variety.

B P Perry's electronic novella sent me spinning though an oddesey of filth the like of which I have never encountered in my sad life as a spinster who due to animal allergies can't even have a cat to keep me company as I sit at home not going to parties and listening to the sound of my ovaries shrivelling and dying.

Angus Potato is truly an erotic hero of the ages and exactly the type of man who's gigantic pants I would like to get into and perhaps one day make a sandwich for.

If I was allowed to wear hats as a lady, I would tip mine toward Mr Perry, for showing me that there literaly are no depths to human depravity.

Bravo Sir!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Submit to the QUIMS of this book, AUDIENCE! 18 Sep 2012
By Steve Charnock
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
If you think you've read dirt. Filth. Grumble. Think again. you can take your 50 Shades and your Lady Chatterley and ravish them in a barn somewhere. THIS is the REAL JAZZ.

If you like laughing and rude things and want to be amazed at the sheer number of synonyms one man can come up with for genitals - download this bugger now!
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