You know them, you see them all the time at farmers' markets and organic cafes, you might even be one of them! They love nothing better than sipping fair-trade gourmet coffee and leafing through the Sunday papers. Apple products, indie music and vintage t-shirts make them weak at the knees. They're also down with diversity and up on all the best microbrews, dinner spots, foreign cinema and authentic sushi. They believe they're unique yet somehow they're all exactly the same. You know who they are: they're white people. And they're here. Fortunately, here's a book that investigates, explains and offers advice for finding social success with the Caucasian persuasion. So kick back on your IKEA couch and lose yourself in the ultimate guide to the unbearable whiteness of being.