Rating: 10/10 (knock a 0.5 mark off for the exclusion of "Crucifix Heaven" from this reissue, so 9.5)
Best tracks: "Spanish House", "Dismantled King is Off the Throne", "Sempiternal Darkness", "Roman Litter".
Felt remain THE underrated band of the 1980's; with ten albums and ten singles over ten years to boast, yet nary a shred of success to speak of (okay, `Primitive Painters' was a hit on the independent charts, but it's hardly a well-known song), their obscurity is at once saddening, yet strangely exciting. After all, when one discovers the wonders of an album like The Strange Idols Patterns and Other Short Stories, it's like discovering buried treasure....and it's yours, all yours! True, the spectacular compilation that is Absolute Classic Masterpieces is probably the single best introduction to Felt, but studio album-wise, it's got to be this. The likes of 'Spanish House', 'Roman Litter' and 'Dismantled King is Off the Throne' are hidden gems of astounding quality and beauty; the thing is, they could have been hits! These are examples of what I rate as "perfect songs", in that every single second of each is a total delight; they have killer melodies, great lyrics, and that indescribable magic when a band just play off each other and create a swirling rush of a tune. Of course, the rhythm section of Mick Lloyd (bass) and Gary Ainge (drums) is unbeatable, but the real stars are singer/guitarist Lawrence and the truly gifted lead guitarist Maurice Deebank, who both weave spellbinding textures, sounds and feelings from their chemistry together; Deebank gets to enjoy some truly beautiful solo pieces on `Sempiternal Darkness' and `Imprint', while Lawrence's wonderfully languid vocals and clever, witty lyrics are showcased better than ever before on `Sunlight Bathed the Golden Glow' and `Crystal Ball'. One of the most overlooked albums of all time, The Strange Idols... is a truly, maddeningly delightful experience.
On an added note, I've recently acquired the vinyl version of this album, which features a track not included on this CD reissue; it's a Maurice Deebank instrumental piece entitled "Crucifix Heaven" and it's originally placed between "Vasco de Gama" and "Dismantled King is off the Throne"; it's a brilliant, Spanish guitar-influenced piece which really does belong on this otherwise perfect reissue. Why wasn't it included? Apparently, Lawrence isn't keen on it; if that's true, that's a poor excuse for exclusion!