Where do old pop stars go to die? They go to work in self-storage, where they meet interesting people and make new friends. Friends who look like French movie star Juliette Binoche and others who look like weirdly bearded paedophiles and perform horrific surgery procedures on themselves. They meet interesting people like Michael Stipe - not the rock singer from Athens Georgia, just a coincidence - and other assorted bubblewrap fetishists, wooden statues that come to life at night to play arcade games and a homicidal computer named HAL. Storage Stories reads like the autobiography of a man discovering what it's like to be famous and yet no longer successful. A man who finds true friendship and love in the dusty world of a failing self-storage company. A man who is ether a fantastic storyteller or a big fat liar and certainly a not a very good artist. It is a darkly comic fictional autobiographical novel and collection of short stories told in words and pictures. Full of Juliette Binoche look-alikes, self-surgery enthusiasts and bubblewrap fetishists. It will make you laugh and cry and if nothing else finally solves the mystery of what happened to all those missing boybands.