Trying to keep people away from your cubicle is now fully automated with Yoda USB Desk Protector. Modeled after the Yoda character from Star Wars: The Clone Wars animated series, this miniatured Jedi master holding the illuminated lightsaber is able to detect anything between 2 and 3m away and warns the intruders (or anyone just walking by) in one of the following phrases: 'In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side' 'A disturbance in the Force there is' 'Retreat! Cover you I will' 'Still much to learn you have' 'So certain of defeat are you, hmmm?' 'Rush not into fight, long is the war - Only by surviving it will you prevail'
A desk toy for any Star Wars fan. Yoda waits until he detects an intrusion, via the motion detector, then he activates with a light-up sabre and one of six phrases. The six phrases he recites are: “in the end cowards are those who follow the dark side”, “a disturbance in the force there is”, “retreat, cover you I will”, “still much to learn you have”, “so certain of defeat are you, mmm” and “rush not into fight, long is the war, only by surviving it will you prevail”. Wise words indeed. You can now leave your desk safe in the knowledge that a Jedi master guards it.