Ghosts and Godzilla, skeletons and sea monsters, Dracula and Frankenstein, bats and spiders, and haunted houses: it's all alarmingly hilarious!" Boo-ha ha"! It's almost frightening how funny these jokes are. What makes the letter G so scary?" It turns your host into a ghost." Why should you avoid vampires at dawn?" Because they like a quick bite before they go to bed." How does a witch tell time? "With a witch watch."--This text refers to the Paperback edition.