'Tell me Timmy,have you ever watched any gladiator movies?'-you don't have to be a gay airline pilot to enjoy these two shows about huge,oiled-up musclemen getting physical with each other(though it probably helps).
Those of a squeamish bent need not apply-the claret flows freely throughout. Nay,it gushes,it spurts! Shot in the style of "300",the action is brutal,thrilling and completely OTT-if gladiators had really been slaughtered at this rate the whole business wouldn't have lasted very long. But hey,we're not here for a history lesson.
Dustin Clare as Gannicus("Gods")and the late,lamented Andy Whitfield as Spartacus make charismatic heroes-you'll cheer their their triumphs in the arena,shed a tear for their lost loves and generally root for them both to escape their lives of bondage.
John Hannah plays Batiatus,owner of the gladiator school,who is basically ambition on legs and wants to raise his establishment 'above the gods themselves!' Hannah is here licensed to be totally outrageous and is clearly having the time of his life,especially when he's romping with Lucy Lawless and Jaime Murray(who's very stuff indeed).
Ms.Lawless,playing his wife Lucretia,is of course gorgeous and gives a nicely layered performance as a woman who can be ruthless and selfish but is genuinely devoted to her social-climbing husband.
They all thrive on scripts that are sharp,muscular(ahem),and gloriously sweary.
So there it is-in case I forgot to mention it,these shows are awesome.If you like this sort of stuff,you'll love them.For those about to buy,I salute you!