Keating the vampire used to love the stories that humans would write about his species. They had endlessly amused him.
Madeline De Martine had changed all that though.
So tonight he's paying the multi-millionaire writer a visit to offer some constructive feedback, and show her the error of her ways...
Dogs Of War
Disaster... Epic. Huge. Unmitigated. Disaster.
Where the hell is he supposed to find another one the week before Christmas? All the shops have sold out!
'My name is Jim Monroe and I am a zombie. My natural life on this planet has ceased and I've been re-animated to stalk the world as a pale, grotesque imitation of my former self. I'm different from my undead brethren though... I'm a zombie with a brain. This is the short, shocking story of how I came to be this way.'
On a warm summer's day, the village of Wincing On Thames is attacked by the most unlikely of blood thirsty monsters.
Hoards of deadly hedgehogs are on the loose, with a taste for human flesh. Can hockey stick wielding Jason, Scab the punk and their friends survive the onslaught? And what turned these normally placid little animals into creatures from the darkest of nightmares?
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