1. Let Go, Let Gov Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
2. Informative Murder Porn The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
3. World War Zimmerman Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.
4. Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.
5. Taming Strange When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
6. Ginger Cow Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.
7. Black Friday The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.
8. A Song of Ass and Fire Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.
9. Titties and Dragons The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.
10. The Hobbit When Wendy tries to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.