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Sometimes Love. . . (A laugh out Loud Romantic Comedy Box Set) [Kindle Edition]

Pete Sortwell
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Product Description

Two books in one. Cheaper than buying both separately, too.



Dating In The Dark: sometimes love just pretends to be blind.



Jason is single and has been for all of his 32 years. It’s depressing. But not as depressing as being told by his mother that he looks like Humpty Dumpty – after the accident. With a face that not even his own mother can love, it’s hardly surprising that he’ll try anything to get a woman to go out with him, even if it’s only for a single date.



With little interest in anything other than his quest for a woman and a nice bit of cod and chips, Jason needs to think outside the box if he’s going to find someone who’ll give him a chance. Along with Barry — his best mate — Jason comes up with the only thing he thinks will work: dating a blind woman. However, to do that, he needs to pretend he’s blind himself, which is a lot harder than you might think … especially when guide dogs are so hard to come by.



Eventually Jason’s efforts pay off and he meets Emma, a pretty professional with a host of friends. When he takes her out, they instantly hit it off. But will Jason be able to fool both Emma and her best friend Jerry into thinking he’s blind? With everything to play for, Jason faces the biggest challenge of his life, and nobody — especially not him — can see how it’ll all turn out.





Bride And Gloom: sometimes love is better off blind



In the first book of the ‘Sometimes love …’ series, ‘Dating in the Dark: sometimes love just pretends to be blind’, Jason Harding thought he’d committed the ultimate betrayal. No, not cheating; he pretended to be, you guessed it, blind. For Emma, the woman he was stupid enough to think he was fooling, it wasn’t anything like a betrayal. It was both sweet and sad at the same time and, as people in relationships have a tendency to do (if they don’t split up because of one party’s wild lies), Emma and Jason decide to get married.



Just how Jason manages to deal with the huge life change that is marriage is what this book is about. From getting his specially made suit tailored to his short height, to trying to keep a lid on his best man’s plans for a wild weekend in Liverpool, he is going to struggle to make to through to the wedding without having a full nervous breakdown. His second best friend, Boris, also returns in this book, although he has lost his taxi, his wife and his ability to seem sober even when he’s drunk six litres of vodka.



Jason is foolish enough to add Neil, Emma’s wayward cousin, and Terry, the owner of Jason’s favourite fish and chip shop, to his list of groomsmen. This is the fairly tragic band of men that are to ensure Jason makes it to the church on time, in possession of both his of his eyebrows and, of course, the rings …

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 515 KB
  • Print Length: 267 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Sorted Publishing; 1 edition (3 Dec 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00H3QTREE
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (16 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #2,008 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Pete is 32 and lives with his wife, Lucie, and their pet sofa, Jeff. He's been writing for just under four years and they've been pretty eventful; well, more eventful than he thought sitting on Jeff, typing, would be, anyway.

Author of comedy e-books 'The Village Idiot Reviews', 'The Office Idiot Reviews' and 'The Idiot Government Reviews', 'More Village idiot Reviews.' These books sell more than he ever thought they would, and he's hooked. 'Dating in the Dark' is Pete's first self-published novel. His traditionally published novel, 'So Low, So High', was published by Caffeine Nights in June 2013.

In December 2013 Pete hit the top 100 UK kindle chart with two of his books. The Village Idiot Reviews and Dating in the Dark: sometimes love just pretends to be blind.

In January 2014 he hit #16 in the overall Kindle Chart.

More Office Idiot Reviews is due for release in March 2014.

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5.0 out of 5 stars You just have to read this book!! 13 July 2014
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Really funny read!! I could believe this story might be true....and i couldn't wait to turn each page (or click the button on my Kindle). Such an imaginative story.

The real gems are Boris and Neil - i hope my stag do won't be quite as adventurous though!!

I'm looking forward to reading the rest of Pete's books!!
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4.0 out of 5 stars funny 3 May 2014
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humorous and made me laugh a good few times a local author i think keep them coming and books that make you smile are worth lots in this day
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5.0 out of 5 stars Feed=-back Sometimes Love 7 April 2014
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These two books are very entertaining and very funny, worth reading, author has a wicked sense of humour, gighly recommended
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great fun 5 Mar 2014
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A good weekend read, some great situations and certainly made me chuckle. I would recommend this to most people. Enjoy
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5.0 out of 5 stars Lol 16 Feb 2014
By Lolita
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it made me lmpo and it was a good book to read it had a funny romance with a bit of comedy which was interesting
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5.0 out of 5 stars still laughing 25 Jan 2014
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Did what it said on the label had me laughing out loud. Don't think the husband appreciate it, he was up at 5am for work!!!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Recipe for cheer! 13 Jan 2014
By mags
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Real - "I'm feeling like I need cheering up " books. Lovely light hearted fun books. Just what you need when the winter blues strike! (Or as a relaxing read in the sun actually). Highly recommendable.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Easy read 18 May 2014
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Nice for me to read something from a man's prospective as always read from women's. This book had some laughs and a feel good factor. Would read from the Author again.
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