Some of the worst music ever

A Listmania! list by Mr. S. J. Godrich "betpet"
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Greatest Hits
1.  Greatest Hits by Take That
The list author says:
  "THE most overrated boy band ever.  A greatest hits like this could only be a single!"
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One Love
2.  One Love by Blue
The list author says:
  "One love?  That's right!  My one love would be to see them run over by a train.  Dreadful!"
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Feels So Good
3.  Feels So Good by Atomic Kitten
The list author says:
  "Another load of over-rateds.  Covers and crap songs.  I must admit, their name is appropriate since I feel like I have radiation poisoning after listening to them."
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Unbreakable: The Greatest Hits
4.  Unbreakable: The Greatest Hits by Westlife
The list author says:
  "How on earth can you have a greatest hits of other people's songs?  Karaoke at its worst (if that's possible!)"
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Dangerously in Love
5.  Dangerously in Love by Beyonce
The list author says:
  "Ridiculously little talent with a stupid made up name.  Utter tosh!"
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Greatest Hits
6.  Greatest Hits by Mariah Carey
The list author says:
  "Flipper singing to the same song 28 times. Whenever this album is played, the dogs in the street bark to the high pitched squeals.  Save your ears!"
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Sundown
7.  Sundown by S Club 8
The list author says:
  "They've lost a few members, added a few and now the total talent adds to 3%"
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Together
8.  Together by S Club Juniors
The list author says:
  "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  Never give under 10s a recording contract unless they're actually talented!"
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Standing Tall
9.  Standing Tall by Kym Marsh
The list author says:
  "A talentless, bloated ego.  Got her hubby to leave his job because he was upstaging her.  Sounds like nails scratching on a blackboard."
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Nu Flow
10.  Nu Flow by Big Brovaz
The list author says:
  "Wayhey!  Music for the minorities. I don't mean black people, I mean people who can't spell!"
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Elephunk [Explicit Lyrics]
11.  Elephunk [Explicit Lyrics] by The Black Eyed Peas
The list author says:
  "These produce more crap than an elephant and that takes some doing!"
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...By Request
12.  ...By Request by Boyzone
The list author says:
  "Awww... by request.  Mine is for them to f**k off and die.  Will they do it please?"
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The R In RnB Collection Vol. 1 - Greatest Hits
13.  The R In RnB Collection Vol. 1 - Greatest Hits by R. Kelly
The list author says:
  "Too stupid to remember his first name.  How can he have a volume one of greatest hits?  He's only had one and it was weak at best."
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Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
14.  Get Rich Or Die Tryin' by (Musician) 50 Cent
The list author says:
  "50c works out around 30p.  Its cheaper than buying a proper coaster to put your coffee on."
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Go Your Own Way [Double CD]
15.  Go Your Own Way [Double CD] by Gareth Gates
The list author says:
  "Laughed out loud when I read there was anti-piracy measures on the CD.  Who would want to copy this crap?"
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Three
16.  Three by Sugababes
The list author says:
  "Well, the album is named after their combined IQ.  Either that or the number of original songs on their album."
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Justified
17.  Justified by Justin Timberlake
The list author says:
  "This guy makes Rene and Renata sound good."
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Gold: Greatest Hits
18.  Gold: Greatest Hits by Steps
The list author says:
  "Yet another greatest hits of other peoples songs.  Just buy the originals."
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Greatest Hits - Chapter One
19.  Greatest Hits - Chapter One by Backstreet Boys
The list author says:
  "Is this bands name describing their sexual preferences?  Maybe it explains the terrible vocals a bit better."
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No Strings Attached
20.  No Strings Attached by 'N Sync
The list author says:
  "More like N-Sick.  If I had some strings I'd use them around their necks.  The silence afterwards would be a godsend!"
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Age Aint Nothing But a Number
21.  Age Aint Nothing But a Number by Aaliyah
The list author says:
  "I don't generally disrespect the dead but she didn't get anywhere when she was alive.  Why now?  (And why the insistence of explaining how her name was pronounced?  Very tragic)"
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Fame Academy - The Finalists
22.  Fame Academy - The Finalists by Various Artists
The list author says:
  "Great songs ruined by 'their takes on them'.  Get the originals."
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Stripped
23.  Stripped by Christina Aguilera
The list author says:
  "Oh dear.  Spanish sounding name, rubbish sounding music."
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Busted
24.  Busted by Busted
The list author says:
  "Giving these idiots a music contract is criminal enough."
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Boy In Da Corner
25.  Boy In Da Corner by Dizzee Rascal
The list author says:
  "How did this talentless wonder ever get the Mercury music farce... er... prize?"
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