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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
100 Passengers, 3000 Snakes. More Like 15 Passengers, 25 Snakes.,
This review is from: Snakes On A Train [2006] [DVD] (DVD)
Snakes On A Train is a bad film. There i said it. Infact it could possibly be the worst film I have ever seen.However it is so bad that it is funny. lets start with the storyline: A woman with some mistic zombie curse is coughing up tiny snakes. In an attempt to reach a magician or something (for all i know it could just be an optician) she gets on a train with her husband (who is knowledgeable in magic) and sets off for LA. Then a long and boring scene comences during which a conductor takes tickets off the few passengers who aren't stow-aways. During this two girls get on, sit down for about 3 seconds and then move becuase 'that middle eastern guy had been staring at us since we got on'! The film carries on in this trully dreadful fashion, and includes the worst gun fight ever commited to film and a trully hilarious ending. One last thing. The woman coughs up small green snakes which turn -within about 30 seconds- into large brown snakes. This sums up the overall feeling of the film. A word of caution. This film can only be watched after a good few pints of any alchaholic beverage, or you will find yourself shouting at the television and trying to work out if the film actually does make any sense.
14 of 16 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Rather dull, with a great ending!,
By P.C. "randompaul" (Britain) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Snakes On A Train [2006] [DVD] (DVD)
Can I just start by saying I'm a fan of bad movies. And this is a really bad movie. It states on the front 100 passengers, 3000 snakes, but I think it's more accurate to say 12 passengers and abot 20 snakes.The snakes don't do anything particually interesting, the whole movie in fact just blunders on with little happening. Although there is occasionally a great gore shot of pulsating arms and green goo puke (bad movies have to have green goo don't they?). But then the ending comes along and will quite literally smack you off you seat in hysteria. and for that, this movie gets a boost up to a 2* rating. There are certain movies about in the world that you will want to show to your friends, just so you can watch there reaction when a certain event happens in them. For example The arrival of 'Big Man' in R Kelly's 'trapped in the closet' 'The LINE' in 'Shark Attack 3' (you'll know it when you hear it) The arrival of the mamma shark in 'Shark Attack 3' Almost every scene of 'troll 2' The ending of 'Dracula 3000' (just for utter disbelief and confusion) and the end of this movie proudly sits in this catogory. It's worth sitting through just for that. So get drunk, stoned, whatever your poison is and watch this movie with some mates. Quite simply, if you like bad movies, get this, but don't get it confused with 'Snakes on a plane' ... there's no relation. And don't pay more than a fiver for it either ....
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
So bad I nearly wet myself laughing!,
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This review is from: Snakes On A Train [2006] [DVD] (DVD)
Seriously I don't know what to say.The ending is redeemable.This is totally tongue in cheek made for TV horror.It's a laugh.There is one scene where a woman boards the train and snakes start coming out of her mouth.The acting is that bad I laughed my head off.
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