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Smokeheads [Kindle Edition]

Doug Johnstone
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (49 customer reviews)

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'A taut and efficient thriller . . . it's also so permeated with the love of whisky that the fumes seem to seep from the very pages.' -- The Herald

'Nifty thriller.' -- Sunday Herald


'What starts as a drink-and-drugs socked piece of superior lad-lit turns into a ferocious thriller reminiscent of Straw Dogs . . . you won't want to stop reading.' -- Independent on Sunday

'This is a hugely atmospheric thriller soaked in the spirit of life on the outer fringes of the British Isles: Local Hero in reverse, a Scottish Straw Dogs laced with whisky and gore . . . Sip and savour.' -- The Times

'It will have you laughing and wincing in equal measure as thanks to the passion with which Johnstone writes about his main subject you are left punch-drunk by the whisky fumes that rise from the page.' -- Guardian

'In a drug, sex and booze-fuelled weekend, a whole barrel of trouble is brewing for this eclectic mix of friends. With some gruesome imagery and delightful descriptions of aged whiskies, Smokeheads is undoubtedly 'man material', although that's not to say that this action-packed, black comedy thriller would not have general appeal. Written with acute attention to detail and wily wit, it's an easy read that'll make any Smokehead reach for another.' -- Press Association

'This is a brilliant and disturbing tale that is perfect for people who love the blacker side of crime fiction . . . A well-written, whisky-fuelled nightmare. Johnstone leads you into it gently enough, then swiftly bashes you over the head with a sherry cask and runs off, leaving you with the peaty memory of a fine Ardbeg on your lips but wondering what on earth has happened and how it could all have gone so horribly wrong. Settle yourself down with this book one evening and you are in for a real malt-soaked treat.' -- eurocrime.co.uk

'Smokeheads is a crime novel. Not the kind of crime novel you d find in an airport bookshop though - this isn t the book for casually passing the time on a beach. This is the book for locking yourself in your room, turning your phone off and forgoing sleep until you ve finished it. To use a common term, it s a page turner . . . it's wickedly funny, with Johnstone proving himself to be an expert in black humour . . . whilst extreme things do happen, Smokeheads is also full of subtle and clever musings on modern Scotland . . . Johnstone certainly has gotten somewhere with Smokeheads: he s written a clever, funny, endlessly exciting novel and proven that quiet jaunts up to remote distilleries don t always end with just a souvenir from the gift shop.' -- Strathcylde Telegraph

'All of [the characterisation] gives the book depth, but if you are of a more shallow persuasion, worry not. The action comes hard and fast and you ll find the pages turn at a fair lick. In his third novel, Doug Johnstone shows he is a skilled writer. His prose is pared down, highly effective and at times dips into the poetic and the world he creates on the island of Islay is deeply convincing. This book has cult movie adaptation written all over it.' --crimesquad.co.uk

Book Description

A wild trip to the Scottish Highlands, Doug Johnstone's debut on the Faber crime list is a classic violent thriller, doused with black humour

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 399 KB
  • Print Length: 307 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0571260632
  • Publisher: Faber and Faber Crime (3 Mar 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004G5Z1KO
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (49 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #31,483 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
By McDroll
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
Having lived on the Isle of Islay, the whisky capital of the world, for nine years of my life, I am probably more aware of the lure that a peaty single malt has on people more than some.

During that time I lived in the distillery village of Coal Ila where the whisky fumes really do blow in the air and hit you smack in the face, the familiar aroma mingling with the peat smoke and salty tang of the sea, combining to make the unique essence of the island.

Travelling back and forward on the iconic Cal Mac ferries, it's easy to spot the growing excitement of visitors who travel to the island from around the world, pilgrims seeking uisge beatha, the golden water of life.

In SMOKEHEADS, Johnstone does a grand job capturing the anticipation of the four friends who travel to the island as they plan their tour around the pagoda capped distilleries from Ardbeg to Bruichladdich where these aficionados are welcomed with tours and tastings, all of which Johnstone describes admirably.

But before you get too comfortable and settle down for an entertaining, if somewhat laddish, tour of the island, beware; Johnstone's tale quickly flies downhill on a helter-skelter spree, careering over deadly potholed single track roads and around evil bends, heading for the darkest places of the human spirit, fuelled by whisky and cocaine, leading to gruesome deaths and shattered lives.

Circumstances cause the four friends to fall apart, old loyalties swept away on the tide, hopes and future dreams put aside as they struggle to survive on the island as the landscape and people protect their own, as has been the case for centuries on this remote rock, hours and light years away from the mainland's norms of contemporary society.

Smokeheads is an exciting adventure that races onwards into the dark leaving only whisky vapour in its wake. Another brilliant novel by the extremely talented Johnstone that deserves to be read with a glass of 12 year old Ardbeg in your hand.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Islay Noire 14 Jun 2011
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Smokeheads are what the denizens of peaty Scottish isle of Islay call the whisky chasing outsiders. I put off readingthis book for ages as I thought it would be some Irvine Welsh wannabe. Well I was pleasantly surprised. The tale of 4 disparate 30 something whisky loving friends odyssey to Islay. Throw in obnoxious local cops and a number of twists and turns. The plot is suprisingly tense relying on the usual cliffhanger short chapters. Whilst at times gory and at others funny it is an easy read and great fun.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Gritty Witty Fiction 8 Nov 2012
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I bought this after a friend heard I was visiting the Isle of Islay and said that it was great. He wasn't wrong. Obviously, having just been to the isle upon which the novel is set, the place descriptions resonated very strongly with me. Also, the descriptions of whisky and whisky drinking were very close to my heart.

The book is gritty and unfiltered. The language and attitudes between the four friends who are on a distillery visit is coarse, but conveys very well the intense levels of rudeness than bloke friends operate at. The female characters offer their own strength to the story, and represent more than just window-dressing. The only characters I wasn't too keen on were the "bampot villains". I felt they were a little over-egged, although their extreme villainy does impart a good note of tension to the tale.

I really enjoyed reading it. So much so that when it ended I wished it had been longer.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Smokeheads
I found this a really good thriller. The perfect tale for anyone interested in whiskey too. Several friends meet up to tour one of the Scottish Islands in a quest to taste samples... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Mrs. J. M. Lewis
2.0 out of 5 stars not short enough
Held my attention until I realised it had all the imagination and suspense of a scooby doo cartoon. (the later ones with his uncle and nephew I'm talking about, not the early... Read more
Published 2 months ago by karen phillips
2.0 out of 5 stars Disappointing
After reading Hit & Run I had high hope but this is very poor in comparison. I have now read 2 really awful books set in the Isle of Man though this is much better than the truly... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Summersalt
3.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining enough, without totally rocking my world
Blurb........

Four friends, one weekend, gallons of whisky. What could go wrong?

Driven by amateur whisky-nut Adam, four late-thirties ex-university mates are... Read more
Published 3 months ago by col2910
2.0 out of 5 stars Sub Brookmyre
Really should try harder, regrettably Christopher Brookmyre does the same thing but much better. It passed the time as a read, but the characters were properly 2D stereotypes.
Published 8 months ago by Iain Cormac
1.0 out of 5 stars Rubbish thriller
The story begins with four old uni buddies - the hippy, the clean-cut family man, the hedge fund millionaire, and the beta male - setting off on a whisky drinking jaunt to Islay,... Read more
Published 8 months ago by David
5.0 out of 5 stars Flavours of dark peat and lemon zest
What a surprising novel. Not only an unput-downable read, romping over Islay in terror, but a lesson in distilling and tasting whiskey too. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Sue
2.0 out of 5 stars Brookmyre minus the wit.
Although well paced and digestible, after a promising set up I found this to be a bit of a waste of time.
Highly predictable, and as a result not much suspense. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Jorge Cadete
4.0 out of 5 stars Thriller about whisky on a Scottish island
Good story with a few gruesome bits based on something out of the ordinary way. I like this author and would recommend this and his other books.
Published 12 months ago by Graham Wood
4.0 out of 5 stars Pleasantly surprised
Not the usual genre I go for, however I chose this book as it was set in Scotland - Having read other reviews where the characters were not deemed very likeable, I would say this... Read more
Published 12 months ago by Lisa J
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