Or in this case CROCODILE. Whichever the moniker you choose and Bill Hayley permitting, this blow-up WMD (thats Weapon-Of-Mass-Distraction)for it's very reasonable bounty should provide you with bucket loads of fun and frolic.
Armed only with 7 grand-children, a hired holiday in France with a swimming pool and this inflatable friend, many, many hours of fun was had performing the most energetic feats of water wrestling, floating on, races with, and even attempts at surfing on, this most patient and forgiving of large predatory semiaquatic look-a-likes. Of all holiday expenditure our crocodilian windbag represented best value for money - by far!
Using the words of the brave but barmy Australasian swashbuckler Steve Irwin, to sum up this product "Crikey gee whiz, WOW!"