Office Chicks with "pot roast hues", guys with "coke bloat" stomachs and an Indian Crime Boss who is a cross between Elvis (the vegas years) and a Mid West American Business Exec! It's all here in SLIDE a hysterical and inspired observation of gangster life in the big smoke . We learn about the sunny disposition of loveable rogue, West Indian drug dealer, Tony and his family of mobsters including a 3ft tall voodoo obsessed Maths Genuis ,"Big Bernie", who plays GTA and reads the Daily Mirror. We see "society princesses" and "hardcore" thugs mixing it up in London's glitiziest haunts spying on the Chelsea smart set who do lines of coke then knocking back pints with the criminal elite in grimy Grays Inn Road. What is truly captivating about this novel is the sheer diveristy of social classes from the "Harvey Nicks Chicks" who have "throw away morals" to the Essex babes who may have "tango tans" and "silicone boobs" but are honest and genuine . Characters are ruthlessly pilloried like the black man who looks like a "caricature " of himself and the white singer who exclusively adopts black culture as her own . It's mad , bad and funny. The novel takes us behind the scenes of some of London's most exclusive places and then forces the reader to question their own perceptions of class and race and their wider understanding of contemporary society in England which is marred by racial and social tensions; when reality is often too much to deal with and money and power are the key to success. There are some moments of saddness when we hear of grinding poverty through the eyes of a mother who sacrifices everything for her family and her wayward son as she continues to hope that good will prevail. Lighter relief , is found in the realistic and amusing descrpitions a Jewish family when one of the protagonists visits his uncle in London's Hatton Garden and the wonderful society ball attended by a Bollywood starlet who "sways into the room oozing blue heat".
This is writing with delicacy and emotion. The violence in the novel is coloured with references to art and music so we hear of a woman dying who resembles a "Damien Hirst installation without the safety of perspex" and when cherry blossoms fall they do so in a "Milhais echo". Such images are instantly memorable .The novel is a crime fiction but as a purely literary work it scores on all points the flowing poetical images of people and places are original , sharp and beautiful and the use of music and visual art create a tempo and beat to the work that is
distinct and exciting.As a first novel this is one book I thoroughly recomend : stylish bold and highly original I was hooked !