[[26/11/11 An earlier version of this review was deleted by Amazon; apparently it unfairly cast doubt on the credibility of other reviews. To avoid its being deleted again, all I'll say is this: you might want to click onto a reviewer's other postings (or absence of them) before deciding whether to purchase. If only I'd taken my own advice, sigh. However, the main content of my review remains the same, and is posted below]].
Joanna Gosling is a rising star of breakfast television. She has an equally successful husband, a gorgeous house in a very swanky part of London, and three highly decorative children. (I know all this because they feature liberally in the glossy magazine interviews Gosling has given to publicise this book).
Instead of sitting back and appreciating this rather embarrassing excess of good fortune, Gosling has decided to tempt the big left hook of fate by showing off her wonderful lifestyle in this very nicely designed but otherwise utterly pointless book.
Ostensibly, 'Wonderwoman' is a book of handy hints. These are haphazardly organised, poorly written, and universally culled from the pages of Google and Mumsnet; if you think they are worth the £17.99 cover price, you are clearly too daft to be left alone in the house, never mind be expected to run it.
Here are some of Joanna's gems:
* Forget sewing in nametapes, use a fabric pen!
* Radiators dusty? Buy a radiator brush!
* Want to protect your sofa? Cover it with a blanket!
* Got stainless steel appliances? Use baby oil to polish them!
Alongside these new frontiers in the bleeding obvious, Gosling has included the obligatory craft projects. Ever since Kirstie Allsop - an estate agent whose very expensive education failed to equip her with any GCSEs - began "empire building" with time-consuming hobbies on screen, no alpha female dare admit to being a stranger to her sewing machine. So Joanna, bless her kind heart, shows how to make a Christmas wreath for your front door, cushions, bunting, Playdoh...and all of those other things everyone owns already. Darlings, don't worry if your millionaire property-developer husband runs off with the cleaner whilst you're glitter-icing the cupcakes, it's so very important to be creative during your me-time.
I don't want to be too harsh, but 'Wonderwoman' is a joke. It has lovely photographs which might inspire you to tidy up, but that's about it, and Joanna Gosling - evidently an intelligent woman with a formidable career - has lost my respect by jumping on the ditsy domestic idealisation bandwagon, and wasting my money into the bargain.