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Simply Divine (Paperback)

by Wendy Holden (Author)
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  • Paperback: 448 pages
  • Publisher: Headline Review (7 Aug 2006)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0755329732
  • ISBN-13: 978-0755329731
  • Product Dimensions: 19.6 x 12.8 x 3.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (40 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 122,081 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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Amazon.co.uk Review
Twentysomething, magazine journalist Jane has enough stress--breaking up with her boyfriend, falling in love with a man who leaves the country the next morning and the spare tyre around her waist--without the added headache of the glamorous socialite Champagne D'Vyne, who pops effervescently into her life and proceeds to sour everything as their lives become inextricably intertwined.

Meanwhile, her best friend Tally's crumbling ancestral mansion in Lower Bulge is about to be sold off unless Jane can find a rich knight to come to Tally's rescue and, while she's at it, nab one for herself. The reader is launched into the world of double-barrelled socialites like the Front-Bottomes and Uppe-Timmselves, and the offices of the "Gorgeous" and "Fabulous" magazine worlds where only girls with slim calves and tinted bikini lines get onto the front covers.

Simply Divine sparkles with Wendy Holden's sharp, acerbic wit as she bursts the bubble of high society's extravagant pretensions and leaves the reader choking at some of her more shocking sentiments:

"How could [Tally] see that far? ... This honing of the optics came, Jane imagined, courtesy of the genetic inheritance of generations of Venerys scanning the horizons of their vast acreage. Being grand, however, had its downsides too. Like the girls at Fabulous, Tally had always suffered the most agonising of periods. Blue blood was evidently more painful."
Wendy Holden holds nothing back in her outrageous satire on the rich and frivolous, from psychics to New Age ceremonies to modern, "glossy" bibles, she exposes the shallowness behind the façade --Nicola Perry --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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"* 'There are some fabulous one-liners and Ab-Fab style send ups of the more ludicrous side of journalism. Great fun' - Woman's Journal * 'It is rare, outside Wodehouse, that comic novels live up to their titles, but SIMPLY DIVINE is just that, to borrow from the Ab Fab critical lexicon. Wendy Holden writes a sort of profiterole prose, with paragraphs so funny and readable you worry about their calorie content' - The Sunday Times * 'Just the thing if you need something frothy, frivolous, and fun' - Harpers & Queen * 'Wickedly witty' - Esquire * 'Witty, well-observed, with some jolly super, quite unforgivable, puns' - bad heir"

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Less than divine..., 17 Feb 2000
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This review is from: Simply Divine (Paperback)
I was disappointed with this book. From the reviews, I expected a humorous, frolicking story. Instead, the book is predictable and, at best, mildly amusing. The character names are beyond belief. This is an OK book for times when you're stuck on a train or airplane. The Bridget Jones books are much better written and funnier.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Title says it all!, 11 Sep 2004
This review is from: Simply Divine (Paperback)
A delightful chic flic! I'm not much a a reader because I don't get the time but this book was rarely closed! Filled with light wit and humour and some fantastic characters. The way Holden portrays the character Champagne is brilliant - I think everyone knows someone just like her! The ending has a real twist that I was never expecting. Holden certainly kept me smiling with this divine book! Definatly my fave story yet from Wendy!
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars I read this book for a little light relief and laughed a lot, 17 Oct 2000
By A Customer
This review is from: Simply Divine (Paperback)
Ok, so having read some of the other reviews on this page, it is not the most original book in it's puns, but who cares? Read it in the spirit in which it's meant - light relief and you'll probably enjoy it. I finished reading the book last night after choosing it for a little light relief and fun after reading the psychology books I've read of late and it was great. I even read bits aloud to my father and he laughed too. I will certainly be reading more of Wendy Holden's novels as I like her style of writing and her humour tickles me most of the time. Some of the stereotypes were a little obvious and some bits of the plot could have been deepened and developed, but I am not expecting it to be a great classic (and I am sure that some of the classics could be improved on in some ways too!)Well done Wendy, keep on writing and I'll keep on reading!
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3.0 out of 5 stars Just one question.........................
What is Wendy Holden's obsession with crumbling mansions??? There's one in almost all her books!!
Still I liked this book tho could have strangled Tally, but loved... Read more
Published 4 months ago by D. Marcus

4.0 out of 5 stars Good fun
First, keep in mind one thing: chick lit is about one thing, and one thing only - escapism. This is not literature by any stretch of the imagination. Read more
Published 17 months ago by E. Samara

1.0 out of 5 stars Hell on paper
I wanted so much to finish this book as it was lent to me, but I found in the end I lost the will to live. Read more
Published 20 months ago by Mrs. K. Smith

1.0 out of 5 stars absolutely awful
The only reason I have given this book any stars at all is because I can't give it 0.
This was one of the worst books I have ever attempted to read... Read more
Published on 31 Mar 2006 by Beauty on the Fire

5.0 out of 5 stars Simply Divine
This book will have you wetting your pants with laughter. It is an insightful and well written comedy - and well worth being read over and over. Read more
Published on 10 Jan 2005 by Jenny T

4.0 out of 5 stars Not a classic but hilarious!
This book's purpose is to entertain not to become a classic. But I really love and have read it so many times. Read more
Published on 6 May 2004 by marsoed

5.0 out of 5 stars Simply wounderful
I absolutly loved this book, not bad to say I only read it coz I got it free with a mag! Since this book I have read every single one of Wendy Holden's, but without a doubt this... Read more
Published on 16 Mar 2004 by tigerbabe3000

2.0 out of 5 stars so and so
it's not gripping, it's not that well written and it's not that interesting. There isn't really any resolve to the story in some ways and characters and relationships aren't... Read more
Published on 27 May 2003 by J. Joy

4.0 out of 5 stars Escape with this book
this was a great book, it gives you the chance to escape from everything else. its nice to read a book that you don't really have to concentrate on. Read more
Published on 1 May 2003 by nina

5.0 out of 5 stars I love it
This was the first Wendy Holden book I read and I think it's absolutely brilliant. It doesn't claim to be a piece of literature history in the making, nor does it try to be -... Read more
Published on 29 Sep 2002 by Laura

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