For all of you considering this book I will save you some cash and start you on your way to simplicity. There is something annoyingly Martha Stewartish about this read and I found myself increasingly annoyed by her insipid little tidbits of advice. I felt fleeced and manipulated. I hate sounding like a cynic. I wanted to like this book, so before I get jumped on by her fans, let me state that the book has some good tips. Enough to fill a
good sized article in Redbook. In a nutshell, here are most of her "tips". I am not making most of this up. Really.
1. Get rid of your lawn by planting a ground cover such as Cudzu, soybeans, winter wheat or Ivy.
2. Throw out all your crap in the basement.Duh.
3. Get rid of most credit cards and pay cash.Duh.
4. Buy only dark garments and wear them so long you only have 1 load of clothes to wash each week.(After doing this you will lose friends who can't stand your odor and your life will be even more simple.)
5. Split meals when eating out.
6. Use trays for meals.
7. Take off shoes before entering your house and make guests do this too. Give them weird little slippers to wear. (This aids in their discomfort and speeds the elimination of "friendship clutter")
8. Use a notebook instead of one of those freakish 5 lb organizers. Besides, with her system you can still be anal retentive, but you'll be anal retentive in a "WHOLE NEW WAY"
9. Use a grocery list and store it in your computer. (now i can finally tap the power of my pentium 166)
9.Read another book on SPEED CLEANING and follow its guidelines.( her cousin?)
10.Drink water instead of colas etc.
11.Cancel the holidays and inform all friends that you are no longer "participating". Unless of course you are one of those unfortunates that "need" or even "enjoy" the holidays.
12. When all this is done breathe a deep sigh and say to yourself 20 times. " I affirm that I have created a lifestyle that does not require my presence."
But seriously folks. This book needs a neon colored disclaimer. WARNING:CONTENTS ARE INSIPID.