Shark Attack 2 [DVD]

Two words: Genius Defined.

and some more words: If you like movies that are good because they are so bad then this is the movie for you...

If you want: ad-libbed lines that will having you rolling on the floor with laughter; and an oh-so-cheesy end line delivered with the best cheesy grin i've ever seen. You must see this film. You'll know the ones I mean when you see it; Stock footage of shark attacks that just doesn't fit in, because the makers knew it wouldn't so they didn't bother trying; Close up shots that don't match the wide angle; To see a most remarkable TARDIS submarine. From the outside it's a 1 man sub, but the inside fits 2 men and gear and there's more than enough space to swing a cat in; The Hero taking on the shark that's already munched it's way through the extras with, wait for it, a Baseball Bat! {Nice going mate. Why didn't you pick up the fire axe instead?}; A plot with holes you could fit a Megalodon through then this is the movie for you; To see the Hero smile every time he gives someone a drink. What did he put in it I wonder?; To try and pinpoint the minute actors realised how bad this film was, it'll keep you guessing; To see The Hero's technical wizardry! using a magic camera he can take a picture of a sharks tooth with the camera shutter *closed* and it will still have a perfect background and such clarity only to be dreamt of; Stereotyped characters that just don't want to break out of their mould no matter how hard they don't try; To see anyone that even so much as touches a toe in the water get the the doom they deserve; The villains get payback in the B-Movie way, just perfection; If it's one thing I like about movies like this it's Bad Science. There's volumes of it in this one. My most favourite being the hero surviving an underwater explosion at close range. WOW!;

Always carry a spare, it's the navy way!

Shark Attack 1 = Dull + Boring
Shark Attack 2 = Cheesy + Fun
Shark Attack 3 = Hilarious + Down right Mad!
You have to see it! Even if you're not interested! you will not believe how amazingly stupid everyone is! the main character has the hugest smile and the most teeth i've ever seen in one scene! the script is...well...basic. None of them can act particularly well. the shark growls!? lots of people die! Oh, and when the largest shark in history starts attacking a yacht everyone jumps overboard! It's GREAT! Don't even rent it, You have to buy it. if you do they'll make another one!!! I'm at uni and i've made everyone in my halls watch it and they have all loved it! BUY IT go on treat yourself. I garantee you won't be disappointed!

When there's a 60 foot dinosaur shark swimming around the place growling, chopping people up and swallowing boats whole, you'd think that the police authorities would be interested in trying to stop it - NO, they don't have the man power to spare, apparently, they must be err, busy or something. Don't worry however because John Barrowman, a strange man who doesn't talk much and a stereotypical blond will just have to sort it out amongst themselves - they're going to "go alone." This is just some of the logic behind Shark Attack 3 a film with appalling dialogue, acting, script and everything else involved in film making. If ever a film lived up to the "it's so bad it's good" tag, it's this one.

Oh, and the film also contains one of the worst chat-up lines in history (it works?!?) oh yes, oh boy.