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Sexy Book of Sexy Sex [Hardcover]

Kristen Schaal , Rich Blomquist
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14 Oct 2010

Sex is the most powerful and important thing in the Universe, and if you aren't instantly good at it you probably never will be and everyone will laugh at you. This is something you should know before even attempting sex.

Fortunately, there isThe Ultimate Guide to Sex: Unabridged, Un-Spell Checked, and Uncircumcised, completed in The Year of Our Loins Two Thousand and Ten by Ms. Kristen Schaal and Mr. Rich Blomquist and subsequently re-dubbed The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex by our publisher in order to sell more copies.*

Once absorbed, the lessons contained in The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex cannot be unlearned. Armed with the bawdy wisdom on any given page, you could easily spend the rest of your life orgasming your brains out, neglecting your friendships, your career, and every other aspect of your life that doesn't involve constant genital stimulation. To call you a 'mindless sex zombie' would be putting it gently. And perhaps the scariest part: you would be completely satisfied... as would your legions of sexual partners.

Are you in? Well, buy this book and let's get to it.

* We're a business, dammit! (Ed.)



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  • Hardcover: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton (14 Oct 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 034099570X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0340995709
  • Product Dimensions: 19.5 x 23.6 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 677,393 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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'The face of hip and challenging TV'... 'The response from UK audiences to Schaal's distinctive brand of comedy has been hugely encouraging.' (The Guardian)

'Schaal is an outstandingly assured yet vulnerable stage presence' (The Times)

'Schaal's particular brand of humour is insane, life-affirming, silly and above all hugely enjoyable' (Time Out)

'Schaal... turns her scathing wit to the bedroom.' (Courier Mail, Australia)

'The definitive guide to all varieties of intercourse from two Saturday Night Live comedians and sex havers. The perfect gift for your funny sister.' (Time Out Magazine)

'I can only conclude that everyone is drunk or on drugs.' (Daily Mail)

'Enter the very strange imagination of this comedian couple as they delve into that funniest of all funny subjects, intercourse.' (Time Out Sydney)

About the Author

Kristen Schaal is a if.com award-nominated New York comedienne and one of the stars of the alternative comedy scene. She appears as Mel in Flight of the Conchords and is Senior Women's Correspondent for The Daily Show. She is currently working on a series for Channel 4 called Penelope, Princess of Pets. Rich Blomquist is a writer for The Daily Show and Kristen's sexy boyfriend.

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Pure funny filth! 8 Dec 2010
Format:Hardcover
Bought as a pressie but could resist having a sneak peek! Very funny indeed! I love Kristen in Flight of the Conchords and the hummer in this book reflect that a little
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5.0 out of 5 stars Made me chuckle out loud! 5 Dec 2010
By Nat86
Format:Hardcover
This book is exactly what it says on the tin! It's mostly fantastically humorous but with some informative trivia too. Recommended for those with the ability to laugh at society's obsession and who don't take it all too seriously!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Funny AND Sexy (but mostly funny) 5 Aug 2010
By EKalan - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Hardcover
"The Sexy Book Of Sexy Sex" is one of the funniest books on sex I've ever read, and believe me, I'm a pervert so I've read a LOT of them. Schaal and Blomquist have written a book where clams have their own kama sutra, goats dress up like policemen, sex leads to time travel, and the cast of "The Golden Girls" is the subject of erotic fan-fiction. It's hilarious. And incredibly filthy. A wonderful book to share a laugh over with your foul-mouthed granny, dom/sub, or that guy in the trenchcoat sitting on that park bench. It's really, really funny.
35 of 40 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and smart 6 Aug 2010
By Justin - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Hardcover
The book is simply hilarious. It's loaded with charts, graphs, and illustrations, and the captions for these are some of the funniest things in the book. I love it. The writing is witty and clever and, in case you were wondering, there is actual, useful sex advice in here - often in the form of mocking and ridiculing things that you might think are a good idea, but really aren't.
55 of 78 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Take a peek FIRST 4 Aug 2010
By Erwin Koenig - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
I would strongly recommend that BEFORE you purchase this book you take it for a trial run! What I mean is flip through the pages and see if the book is for you!

I purchased the book sight unseen because of the media hype. I was disappointed.
The book addresses sex in a number of different ways: facts about sex, funny sex, short stories about sex, illustrations pertaining to sex and the authors are even kind enough to add 'red type' to what they call the really steamy scenes.

The problem... there is not very much that is funny. Then, there is not very much that is SEXY. I did laugh once or twice but that was about it. The authors use sex words over and over and over again until you are sick of them.
The illustrations are simply there... not much to ever get to exited about!

I did find one or two of the short stories both interesting and amusing so it wasn't a complete disaster.

For me it was not worth the money... check it out first BEFORE you buy... I think it would help!
3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Pretty good, but misses the mark. 21 Oct 2010
By Local Man From Local City - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
It's got many parts that made me laugh out loud... in bed... literally, that's where I read it. But I probably won't read it again. I enjoyed it, but I feel like it often fell flat. However, this book did however motivate me to finally read my other (factual) sex / science / humor book "Bonk" (and that book was AWESOME).
3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun, Funny and.... Sexy! 27 Aug 2010
By Lara - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Hardcover
The cover of this book made me stop in my tracks and then when I realized it was the fabulous Kristen Schaal in the granny bra and tube socks I knew my husband would love it - we're both big fans and he'd def. dig the subject matter ;)

The book is hilarious - super funny, sassy and dare I say, sexy? One of those books where we're constantly calling out to each other, "Did you read this" and "Did you see that." And while NSFW, it's a great book to leave out on your coffee table for (grown-up) parties, will definitely get the conversation going!

And the fact that it was written by a real couple adds a touch of sweetness to the whole thing. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in the Blomquist/Schaal house. No, not in a voyeur kind of way (get your mind out of the gutter) but I'll bet the even the conversations about taking out the trash and making dinner are hilarous.

I'd recommend as a fun gift for a favorite couple with the right sense of humor, or for your and your sweetie to read together to inspire funny sexyttimes.
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