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A Series of Unfortunate Events Collection: Books 7-9 (A Series of Unfortunate Events Boxset Book 3) [Kindle Edition]

Lemony Snicket , Brett Helquist
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Book Description

A Warning from the Publisher:

Would you rather sprain your ankle, bruise your hip, and lose a toe to frostbite on the same day? Or would you rather have these accidents happen on three different days?

This electronic collection of volumes 7 through 9 in A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket is the e-equivalent of having three ghastly accidents right in a row. Contained here are such unpleasantries as kidnapping, disguise, murder, paperwork, another disguise, heart-shaped balloons, false allegations, stiletto heels, a shattered crystal ball, a cryptic map, an irritating song, and quite a few more disguises, all bundled together into a continuous barrage of horror and dismay.

The more sensible approach would be to read The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, and The Carnivorous Carnival months or even years apart from one another, so you have time to recuperate from the misery each volume offers—or better yet, to turn your eyes away from Mr. Snicket's work and find an electronic experience that would cause you no distress whatsoever.


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    More About the Author

    Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. Until recently, he was living somewhere else.

    Mr Snicket first received his education from public schools and private tutors, and then vice versa. Early in life, he learned to reupholster furniture, a skill that turned out to be far more important than anyone imagined. He has been hailed as a brilliant scholar, discredited as a brilliant fraud and mistaken for a much taller man on several occasions.
    A studied expert in rhetorical analysis, Mr Snicket has spent the last several eras researching the travails of the Baudelaire orphans. During his spare time, he gathers evidence and is considered something of an expert by leading authorities. Recently, he had to give up his hobbies due to laws regarding musical performances in mountainous terrain.

    Lemony Snicket published his first book in 1999 and has not had a good night's sleep since. Mr Snicket is the author of quite a few books, all dreadful, and has been falsely accused of many crimes, all falsely. Once the recipient of several distinguished rewards, he is now an escapee of several indistinguishable prisons. He is widely regarded as one of the most difficult children's authors to capture and imprison. There are thirteen books in the A Series of Unfortunate Events, which should be avoided at all costs.

    To his horror and dismay, he has no wife or children, only enemies, associates, and the occasional loyal manservant. Lemony Snicket's extended family, if they were alive, would describe him as a distinguished scholar, an amateur connoisseur, and an outright gentleman. Unfortunately this description has been challenged of late, but Egmont Press continues to support his research and writing on the lives of the Baudelaire orphans. As he continues with his investigation, interest in the Baudelaire case has increased. So has his horror.

    Until recently, he was presumed to be 'presumed dead'. Instead, this 'presumed' presumption wasn't disproved not to be incorrect. Most things written about him are not true, but this is. More miserable news about Mr Snicket and his dreadful books can be found at www.unfortunateevents.com.


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    4.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant. Absolutely fantastic. 25 Jan. 2014
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    This book of 'A Series of Unfortunate Events', creates suspense, heartbreak, and excitement. I loved every second of books 7-9 and kept me reading half the night. Snicket certainly knows how to gather readers to read these books. Brilliant.
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    5.0 out of 5 stars GREAT BOOK 17 Aug. 2014
    By stupid
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    I would recommend this book defiantly worth reading think 8s best
    is a excellent book not actually as sad as author says it is though
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    5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars 28 Mar. 2015
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    My 11 year old daughter is hooked on this series!!
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    5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars 6 Feb. 2015
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    My daughter enjoyed the book
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    Amazon.com: 4.8 out of 5 stars  17 reviews
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    5.0 out of 5 stars i love these books 26 Sept. 2012
    By trisha - Published on Amazon.com
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    i bought books 1-6 in bundle form and then decided to get this one as well. i dont have to worry about getting the books mixed up and i can quickly read all 3 without having to open more than one "book" on my kindles. if you love the books you should think about getting all 4 bundles, i only need the last one to compleate the set
    5.0 out of 5 stars great book 18 May 2014
    By Madison Vanderslice - Published on Amazon.com
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    I Loved this book so much! This book just kept me hanging on the edge of my seat the whole time!
    5.0 out of 5 stars Epic!!!!!! 5 April 2014
    By Rod - Published on Amazon.com
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    I love this book it is awesome!!!
    You should get this book too!!!!!thanks Lemony S.
    Bye bye!
    Really good, cool
    5.0 out of 5 stars A good book 13 Mar. 2014
    By Holli Beckett - Published on Amazon.com
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    I think these books are fantastic . And I would like to thank Mr. Snicket. Good luck Bodelaires.Thank you. good night.
    5.0 out of 5 stars A great read 15 Jan. 2014
    By Francine King - Published on Amazon.com
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    Oh gosh I love this the books are awesome and I think everyone should read this so download this I LOVE THIS
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