I used this stuff once because I had not been able to "drop the kids off at the pool" for a few days. I then saw an advert on telly about a woman who was feeling "bloated and uncomfortable" due to constipation. "Ooooooh", thought I, "I'm feeling a bit bloated and uncomfortable". Then she had some of this stuff, danced in a meadow for a bit in her dreams, "I like meadows", thought I. Then at the end she got "gentle relief in the morning and enjoyed her day", after dumping a load of leaves out of her handbag.
Understanding the metaphor, I got me some of this stuff, took it before bed and looked forward to my "gentle relief" in the morning.
Then it all went wrong.
I didn't wake up in the morning, I was woken up in the middle of the night. I had crippling stomach pains, an unholy bout of flatulance and a sense of pending doom. I legged it to the bathroom. What followed could not, by any sense of the imagination, be described as "gentle relief". It was the most violent expulsion I have ever experienced in my life and left me very sweaty. It even woke the kids up.
To be honest though, I gave them to my mum and it works fine for her, and I wasn't constipated any more. I give the product 5* for effectiveness and the advert 1* for lying to me.