Salvadore D'Amato (also known as Sally Tomato) keeps an alphabet or a bunch of Discusting Ditties. He's going to write a poem two letters a week, and his goal is to... KISS Lucy by the time he reaches Z. This is his No. 1 aim in life. After all he's 12... His friend Bones already kissed two girl's already. But first of all Sal decided to learn about girls. So far all he know is that they like to giggle. And they also like spiky hair. At least he thinks. So he puts his siter's facing foam on his hair to attract girls when his sister calls him a yucker. At school something good happened! He was chose for a Library assistant, but not with Lucy. With Harmony. Harmony Hynde the 6th grade nerd. I guess she can't help it. Her braces, and her thick glasses. Also her hair. She's into poetry like Sal. And in a flash they are making Discusting Ditties together in the library. They're good friends now. Well Lucy is better... that's what he thought. But look who's lips are against Sally's... This book really got my nose stuck into it. It wouldn't let you close it. I read it in the bed that my mom had to tell me off. I really got surprised when I knew who's lips are against Sal's! You wouldn't guess! You've gotta read it. It's funny, entertaining, humorous, exciting, Really funny poems, how much more can it offer!? It's perfect!