Bernie Clifton, Quentin Letts
Colon Hydrotherapists
Derren Brown, The Prince Of Wales
All appear in Second Class Male
Jeffrey Archer; Pollard, Su
Superdrug on page forty two
Terry Wogan, Freddie Viggers
Lots of laughs and lots of sniggers
Some have style, some have grace
Noriega - gave good face
Corbett, Rantzen, Poundland too
Transformations, we love you
Stan, he has an attitude
Sometimes funny, sometimes rude
So don't just stand there, get right to it
Buy the book, there's nothing to it
Go, Go, Go, Go
Oooh, you've got to
Let your finger click the buy button
Oooh, you've got to just
Let your body go with the flow
Oooh, you've got to just,
Go!