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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.’ Billy Connolly If you love Loch Ness and are partial to a blast of the bagpipes, you’ll savour these hilarious quips and quotes from such celebrated characters as Billy Connolly, Chic Murray and Robert Louis Stevenson. From Dumfries to Dundee and from Glen Coe to Glasgow, Scottish Wit showcases the funniest wisecracks and one-liners from the land of the brave.
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"'Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.' Billy Connolly 'Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!' --Frankie Boyle
About the Author
Tom Hay is the author of "Irish Wit" and "English Wit."
Well, it's been taken into the bathroom which means it's interesting reading and I have heard chuckling sounds coming from there. One of those books you can pick up and put down and enjoy.
This book has been the source of a great deal of amusement and entertainment to date and it is anticipated that this will continue for some time to come!