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Scotland's Jesus: The Only Officially Non-racist Comedian [Hardcover]

Frankie Boyle
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Book Description

24 Oct 2013

Reading Scotland's Jesus should be like being called into the living room by your child shouting that they see a little red dot on the head of a TV newscaster, then riding the white hot bullet through the propaganda circuitry of his or her exploding brain.

It's a funny book about the news, partly because it was decided that a pornographic book about Scottish Independence wouldn't really sell. In chapters ranging from International Politics to the Animal World, ‘Scotland's Jesus’ is allowed the opportunity to showcase his increasingly unsympathetic worldview and disintegrating psyche.

A torrent of jokes about recent events provide the framework for a broader philosophical despair. Frankie Boyle uses the stories of the popular press as a springboard to explain the nature of reality and the details of our enslavement to mirthless corporate Warlocks.


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  • Hardcover: 336 pages
  • Publisher: HarperCollins (24 Oct 2013)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0007426836
  • ISBN-13: 978-0007426836
  • Product Dimensions: 23.6 x 15.8 x 3.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (70 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 129,036 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Francis Martin Patrick 'Frankie' Boyle was born in Glasgow in 1972. Most recognised for this regular spot on BBC 2's Mock the Week, Frankie's cruel but perfectly constructed gags on politicians, celebrities and society as a whole have cemented his name in the world of comedy.

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Frankie Boyle is a critically acclaimed comedian and bestselling author. His cruel but perfectly constructed nihilistic gags have made him widely feared and pitied.


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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Wow!! 27 Nov 2013
Format:Hardcover
What on Earth goes through this mans mind? Frankie is seriously warped!! Do not read if incontinent in any way.........
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Prophet 31 Oct 2013
By Daz
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent and the world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book, perfect Xmas present 31 Oct 2013
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
Really great book. He trashes the Royals, press , politicians, sportsman and every other idiot in the UK today. It is very up to date and I loved the stuff about Thatcher's funeral. Could be the perfect present this Christmas for my relatives. The ones I like will love it and the ones who I dislike will probably be offended.
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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The best book ever 30 Oct 2013
Format:Hardcover
Yes, Mr Boyle it is a fabulous book, the best I've ever read.

Please Mr Boyle, will you let my family go now?

Please free them, I've done what you asked.
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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Thumbs up 30 Oct 2013
By Ferty
Format:Hardcover
I give this book two thumbs up as I only have two thumbs. Frankie Boyle is a man who makes jokes. This is a book he did with jokes. I personally applaud any human who can produce a piece of literature whilst on that much acid, this is worthy of one thumb the other was or being Scottish, terrible book.
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15 of 19 people found the following review helpful
By james
Format:Hardcover
Professor Frankie Boyle's latest epic tome is a momentous wrenching of consciousness from a dead and indifferent universe, absolutely demolishing the limits until now placed by the laws of physics on our ability to gain insight into observer-independent reality. This book will largely be forgotten in centuries to come which is a shame as it contains the answers to ALL the major epistemological problems, which he nonchalantly, almost accidentally, sets straight in chapter 7 in a way which is utterly impossible to refute and then goes on to describe Wayne Rooney's brain on cocaine as being like the world's bleakest snowglobe.

Much Recommended.
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15 of 19 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars For what you once knew will be shattered 30 Oct 2013
Format:Hardcover
Laying deep under your covers, avoiding the harrowing passes of nature outside of your transparent window portal to the underbelly of despair that is the outside world, this book transforms your eroding and wearful mind into a juggernaut of hateful and realistic bliss that will make you breathless like a wretched old hag slitting your throat with a rusty bit of iron, whilst she dances around your corpse in a vengeful delight.

The aforementioned travesty making you spurt knowledgable blood from your jugular raining down on the underwhelming ignorance of the peasants and foreign dociles of which have no understanding or knowledge of your new found glory and tranquility and newly found argument of modern societies, with the burning and lynching of everything you once thought of as acceptable and unmistakeably generically followed as fact by the weak and the ignorant.

For what we have can not be sewed into the parallel thoughts of whom be near us, until the written texts of a tortured soul can haunt and scar our understanding of what we think. The sheer damnation that affects the mind can project onto others in a strongly set text and implement a holocaust affect of everlasting horror and subsequent remorse.

So now you must go and lust for your imagination to be captivated and traumatised by the heart stopping depths of a brilliant mind.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Literary Excellence For Almost an Entire Page. 30 Oct 2013
By Jack
Format:Hardcover
Under UV light this book simply reads "Get Help!" in what a suspect is the authors semen (judging by the taste of the pages in a smoothie)
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Published 23 hours ago by m shaw
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Published 15 days ago by M
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Hilarious! Just endless streams of jokes from celebrities to science.
Published 1 month ago by Ollie
5.0 out of 5 stars Frankie
what can i say a great comedian that says it as he sees it no holds barred on stage on shows and even in his book !!! a great read and loads of laughs all the way through !!
Published 3 months ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Sitting on offence
Would be better if he'd commit to an opinion and stop sitting on the fence all this procrastination to spare people's feelings....?
Published 3 months ago by Mr K G Monks
4.0 out of 5 stars It's Frankie
Let’s be honest, if you don't realise what this book is going to be like, then you've not been paying attention. This is Frankie Boyle being Frankie Boyle. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Colin Murtagh
1.0 out of 5 stars It's enough to put you off bread.
This is the worst toaster I've ever bought! Dyson should stick to vacuums, and the hand driers you find in bogs.
Published 6 months ago by Billy Book Spoiler72
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely filthy
One wonders what goes on in the Stygian blackness that exists between Boyle's ears. I imagine a roiling mass of fetid sexual flotsam - tossed by waves, fondled by the wind before... Read more
Published 6 months ago by Pa Broon
5.0 out of 5 stars Scotland's bible
Jesus, also referred to as Jesus of Frankie, is the central figure of Boyle-anity (the world's largest religion), whom the teachings of most Boyle denominations hold to be the Son... Read more
Published 6 months ago by Geech
5.0 out of 5 stars gift
This gift was gratefully received, it is value for money and delivery was quick, haven't read it myself but the recipient certainly seemed to like it
Published 6 months ago by Kate Knowles
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