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Satan Burger [Paperback]

Carlton Mellick (Author)
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  • Paperback: 236 pages
  • Publisher: Eraserhead Press; New title edition (1 Nov 2001)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0971357234
  • ISBN-13: 978-0971357235
  • Product Dimensions: 21.6 x 14 x 1.4 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 104,425 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Satan Burger is the international cult hit that has grown such an enormous following over the past 10 years that it not only launched the career of underground author Carlton Mellick III, but inspired an entire literary movement.


Absurd philosophies, dark surrealism, and the end of the human race . . .


God hates you. All of you. He closed the gates of Heaven and wants you to rot on Earth forever. Not only that, he is repossessing your souls and feeding them to a large vagina-shaped machine called the Walm--an interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world. He loves these new children, but He doesn't love you. They are more interesting than you. They are beautiful, psychotic, magical, sex-crazed, and deadly. They are turning your cities into apocalyptic chaos, and there's nothing you can do about it ...


Featuring: a narrator who sees his body from a third-person perspective, a man whose flesh is dead but his body parts are alive and running amok, an overweight messiah, the personal life of the Grim Reaper, lots of classy sex and violence, and a motley group of squatter punks that team up with the devil to find their place in a world that doesn't want them anymore.

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"This generation's Vonnegut!" --Vincent W. Sakowski


"Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles... and the kinkiest fans!" - CHRISTOPHER MOORE, author of The Stupidest Angel


"Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale." --Cory Doctorow


"Mellick's imagination is boundless, and his writing truly shows this. His characters, plot, and writing style are original, enjoyable, and inspiring." --Lionel Bigsby


"Mellick has definitely joined the ranks of the bizarre literary geniuses such as Burroughs, Philip K. Dick, and Vonnegut." --Charles Glover


"Easily the craziest, weirdest, strangest, funniest, most obscene writer in America." - GOTHIC MAGAZINE


"Carlton Melick III exemplifies the intelligence and wit that lurks between its lurid covers. In a genre where crude titles are an art in themselves, Mellick is a true artist." - THE GUARDIAN


"Just as Pop had Andy Warhol and Dada Tristan Tzara, the Bizarro movement has its very own P. T. Barnum-type practitioner. He's the mutton-chopped author of such books as Electric Jesus Corpse and The Menstruating Mall, the illustrator, editor, and instructor of all things Bizarro, and his name is Carlton Mellick III." - DETAILS MAGAZINE

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15 of 19 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
This book is for anyone who has an even remote interest in science fiction, fantasy, punk rock, religion, horror films, the apocalypse, the future, canned food, lint accumulation, or anything else at all. Carlton Mellick (rising cult author gaining praise as the best and most representative author of this generation) creates a world unlike any other in this novel full of dark humor, intriguing ideas, boundless creativity, and, of course, a fast food restaraunt run by the Prince of Lies himself. You may not have realized it, but you have wanted to read a book this good your entire life. And to top off the experience, Mellick always includes a personal introduction to his novels, which gives the reader a feeling for the man behind the magic, so to speak. If you would like to spend your time immersed in a book that not only expands your idea of what creative fiction can be, but is also thorougly enjoyable, then this book is for you.
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22 of 28 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
This started as an interesting read and ended a bitter disappointment.Basically it screams " how weird am I?". Answer:A little but you can't tell a decent story.Sorry to burst the bizarro bubble but a strong narrative and decent characterisation will always sort the men from the boys.
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Format:Paperback
With this book, it's easy to see why Carlton Mellick III is heralded as the "high priest" of the Bizarro genre, and aside from the two editions of the Bizarro Starter Kit, this is the perfect book for those wanting to get into the scene. By turns fast-paced, witty and outright strange, those put off by the front cover image should really look beyond it (as it happens, it has nothing to do with the content inside). As for those who are enticed by the front cover... this book is for you.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
Funny, weird, fascinating
This is a book you won't forget. Characters are crazy. The world is doomed. Satan has a restaurant and sells hamburgers for souls (money is about to become irrelevant). Read more
Published 10 months ago by Krashna
for the love of leaf
i read this book for the first time about four years ago, when i ws eighteen. since then i have bought it five times, and passed it on to deserving friends along the way. Read more
Published on 22 Dec 2009 by Mr. M. D. F. Jones
Awesome - best read of 2007
I enjoyed this book as much as the Dice Man and American Psycho. I will read more from this author.
Published on 14 Aug 2007 by J. Want
Eat at Satan Burger!
An oddly assorted group of people living in a large house get a new tenant... Satan, who plans to open a restaurant. The fun starts here and never lets up. Read more
Published on 26 Feb 2006 by Charles Glover
Outstanding
Before I begin, I'd like to preface this article by saying Satan Burger was the first Carlton Mellick book I ever read, and since then I have been hooked. Read more
Published on 2 Feb 2006 by Adam Mills
Outstanding
Before I begin, I'd like to preface this article by saying Satan Burger was the first Carlton Mellick book I ever read, and since then I have been hooked. Read more
Published on 1 Feb 2006 by Adam Mills
A surprise work of brilliance
After reading about this author, Carlton Mellick the 3rd, I decided to read "Satan Burger" just to see what the hype was about. Read more
Published on 13 Sep 2005 by Lionel Bigsby
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