Squashed flat Bookmark Mark - part of the Dead series from Suck UK!
Poor Mark! He's met a squishy end - his floppy body now stuck between the pages of your book!
Dead Mark makes a great bookmark though - forget those old reciepts and pressed flowers, Mark is squished in place to keep you pages saved and make sure that you never forget where yout left off.
Made from silicone rubber, Dead Mark is a sturdy bookmark that is built to last and won't start fraying around the edges.
Available as part of the Dead Series - other characters include:
- Splat Stan
- Stress Ball Paul
- Splat Stan Coaster
- Hanging Harry
- Mummy Mike
- Dead Fred Pen Holder
You're a natural born killer and there's no escaping that awful biological truth. Your ancestors spent most of their time hunting mammoths and sabre-tooth tigers before dragging them back to a grateful Raquel Welch at the back of her cave. Now you can live-out myriad caveman fantasies by bringing death and destruction to poor Mark on a daily basis. And he, in return, will save you losing your place in your cherished novel. And that sounds tikkety-boo to us. You see Mark has met a sticky end, a squishy end to be more precise. His floppy body is trapped within the pages of your book, scrabbling to get out, all the while happily keeping your place. You know, keeping the page at that point in the story where the man gets crushed by a giant encyclopedia. Forget pressed flowers and old receipts, Mark is the future. And as he is dead, he may as well be put to good use. It would be almost rude not to.