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SUCk UK Dead Mark Bookmark

by Suck UK
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (153 customer reviews)

Price: 7.50 & FREE Delivery in the UK on orders over 10. Details
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  • Made from silicone rubber
  • Character bookmark
  • Measures 10.2 x 2 x 13 cm
  • Part of the Dead series - also available: Mummy Mike, Dead Fred Pen Holder, Hanging Harry Light Pull, Splat Stan Coaster and Stress Ball Paul
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Technical Details
BrandSuck UK
Model NumberSK DEADMARK1
Item Weight18 g
Product Dimensions10.2 x 2 x 13 cm
Manufacturer Part NumberSK DEADMARK1
Additional Information
Best Sellers Rank 23,884 in Office Products (See top 100)
Shipping Weight249 g
Date First Available1 May 2009
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Product Description

Squashed flat Bookmark Mark - part of the Dead series from Suck UK!

Poor Mark! He's met a squishy end - his floppy body now stuck between the pages of your book!

Dead Mark makes a great bookmark though - forget those old reciepts and pressed flowers, Mark is squished in place to keep you pages saved and make sure that you never forget where yout left off.

Made from silicone rubber, Dead Mark is a sturdy bookmark that is built to last and won't start fraying around the edges.

Available as part of the Dead Series - other characters include:

  • Splat Stan
  • Stress Ball Paul
  • Splat Stan Coaster
  • Hanging Harry
  • Mummy Mike
  • Dead Fred Pen Holder

Product Description

You're a natural born killer and there's no escaping that awful biological truth. Your ancestors spent most of their time hunting mammoths and sabre-tooth tigers before dragging them back to a grateful Raquel Welch at the back of her cave. Now you can live-out myriad caveman fantasies by bringing death and destruction to poor Mark on a daily basis. And he, in return, will save you losing your place in your cherished novel. And that sounds tikkety-boo to us. You see Mark has met a sticky end, a squishy end to be more precise. His floppy body is trapped within the pages of your book, scrabbling to get out, all the while happily keeping your place. You know, keeping the page at that point in the story where the man gets crushed by a giant encyclopedia. Forget pressed flowers and old receipts, Mark is the future. And as he is dead, he may as well be put to good use. It would be almost rude not to.

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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Take it out on Paul 19 April 2010
Style Name:Stress Ball Paul|Verified Purchase
Paul takes a bit of a battering from me at times, but he stands up (or curls up into a ball) well to my abuse. He's stronger than he looks, you can even throw him across the room.

His rubber is tougher than other stress balls and he's a much more heavy duty stress reliever. What's more, he never complains.

Don't buy a normal stress ball, take it out on Paul instead.
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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Better than a homicidal doodle 15 Oct 2012
By Hal Marshall TOP 100 REVIEWER
Style Name:Dead Fred|Verified Purchase
I bought this shortly after becoming professionally embroiled with a man of no talent but enormous expectations. A difficult combination to do very much with, I'm sure you will agree. Before Dead Fred bounced his way into my life I was reduced to venting my frustrations in the guise of doodles. Nowhere near as satisfying plus liable to be used against me in a court of law one day.
Dead Fred makes each day worth getting up for. Because whatever life throws at me (assuming I am not quick enough off the mark to be able to bolt the door of my office before Bill can even get in there) I know that I shall at least have the satisfaction of ramming by ballpoint into a helpless inanimate object. Little things like that make life worth living.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Exercise tool 8 Jan 2010
Style Name:Stress Ball Paul
Great as a hand/wrist strengthening tool after my daughters broken wrist - the fun shape actually got her to do the exercises where as a conventional stress ball didn't.
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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Broken wrist rehabilitation 17 May 2011
Style Name:Stress Ball Paul|Verified Purchase
I'm a pensioner and I bought two 'Stress Pauls' as I was unlucky enough to break both my wrists (needed plates & screws in both !). Even before having my plasters removed I wanted to have something to manipulate between my fingers to stimulate faster healing post-operation, by having to use the tendons in my fingers. I felt that a stress-ball product with an irregular shape would be more helpful than a conventional round ball. The Stress Pauls turned out to be ideal. As the strength in my fingers started to return, the little chaps could be squeezed harder, and the irregular shape meant the fingers were able to manipulate the little helpers in a way not possible with a ball. My guess is that use of two Pauls has speeded my digital recovery/dexterity significantly (the guy in the plaster room at the hospital even suggested using a computer key-board would be beneficial).

An excellent little product, and they also feel a good item for the intended item of stress-relief (Also, my grandson in Australia has mild ADD, and has been advised to use a stress ball product to manipulate in his spare hand when doing school work. The irregular shape of Stress Paul would be ideal in the classroom situation because if it's dropped, it won't roll away !).
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great gift idea 11 Oct 2009
Style Name:Book Mark
This has brought a smile to both the children I have given this product to as a birthday gift. It is made of a flexible soft plastic so is all flimsy and rubbery and the X marks for eyes are a nice touch. Check out the other products by this brand they are all funny and a bit quirky.
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Guaranteed to put a smile on your face 26 Dec 2008
Style Name:Splat Stan
Durability: 4.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 4.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 4.0 out of 5 stars   
I have had great pleasure from this little thing. I'm not quite sure why the dreadful fate of Stan should amuse me as much as it does but I love it.

I wish Stan came in other colours...........orange is not a favourite. Black/green/blue/red are all far better. I think sales would increase if other colours were available. I'd buy 6 if they came in black!!!

If I had anything negative to say it would be the fact that if you don't use a large enough mug to cover the coaster part of the splat that it dilutes the effect slightly.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars splat stan 22 Jun 2012
By Troker
Style Name:Splat Stan|Verified Purchase
This is a really good novelty item and is good as stocking fillers and little presents from the children. These really are non-slip which is needed in my house with little fingers around. Well recommended.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect idea! 21 Nov 2011
By A.T.C.
Style Name:Mummy Mike|Verified Purchase
This thing is one of the coolest idea that I've ever seen...really! It will transform the rubbers in something nice, to show off with :)

Thank you Amazon!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Dead funny!
Fun pen holder and good service. I bought it for a friend as a gift and he loved it.
Published 1 day ago by Amazon Customer
3.0 out of 5 stars amuses visitors to the office
fun and does hold a pen.
Published 25 days ago by liz
5.0 out of 5 stars cool love it
if you want a cool thing to place your beer coffee etc on the get yourself a splt stan
Published 1 month ago by rudeboy
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun. Buy it
funky and fun
Published 1 month ago by connie davidson
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars
Fun and an interesting distraction though doesn't have many bands
Published 1 month ago by Kayleigh Jones
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun Stocking-filler
A nice gimmicky stocking-filler. It does tend to attract fluff and dust which meant it had to be thrown out after getting fed up with washing it.
Published 1 month ago by Hannah Lewis
1.0 out of 5 stars poor paul
i've bought it over a year ago based on the reviews, but every time i squeezed him, i felt bad about myself internally, i know it's just a toy, but apparently, i wasn't able to... Read more
Published 1 month ago by ehsan
5.0 out of 5 stars Mine has been named after my neighbour
Have named mine after my neighbour so that I can relieve some stress every time she annoys me! (No I can not stop my cats going in your garden!)
Published 2 months ago by ChristinaS
5.0 out of 5 stars Great
Loved it!!! Always gets good comments when people see it :) adds some fun to the room! Would recommend !
Published 2 months ago by fay
4.0 out of 5 stars Good little secret santa gift.
Purchased as a secret santa gift. Brought a few smiles to peoples faces anyway.
So overall a good product and as a little gift.
Published 3 months ago by Mr. R. J. Mugford
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