SOUTH PARK: COMPLETE THIRD SEASON

The season gets 5 Stars over all rating.

Rainforest Shmainforest 5 Stars - This is part one of an unofficial two parter. Gust voice Jennifer Aniston. The boys get sent to Costa Rica (Someone that rated this said Puerto Rico, not a true fan if he can't even get the location right, I'm sure he'll revise his review when he reads this) by Mr. Mackey to sing in the kids choir "Getting Gay with Kids". The group gets lost in the Rainforest when a reptile eats their guide. Cartman saves the day.

Spontaneous Combustion 5 Stars - This is part two of an unofficial two parter. The mayor wants Stan's dad to figure out why the citizens of South Park are spontaneously combusting and Stan and Kyle Crucify Cartman so that he can be resurrected. In hopes that Kyle's dad can get an erection.

The Succubus 4 Stars - The boys become worried when chef falls in love with a demon sent from hell in the shape of a woman. Cartman has all kinds of eye problems.

Tweek vs. Craig 5 Stars - The boys bet on who would win in a fight between Tweek and Craig and then instigate the fight.

Jackovasaurs 4 Stars - The kids discover an ancient race of creatures. However, they are the most annoying creatures ever to exist. Cartman get "Authority"

Sexual Harassment Panda 4 Stars - A man in a panda suit comes to South Park to teach kids about sexual harassment after the town realizes there is a sexual harassment problem in the community.

Cat Orgy 5 Stars - This is part one of an unofficial three parter. Ms. Cartman goes to a Meteor Shower Party at Mr. Mackey's house. Cartman and Shelly fight with each other while she is baby-sitting him and Shelly's twenty something year old boyfriend Skyler comes over.

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub 5 Stars - This is part two of an unofficial three parter. Stan and Kyle's dad end up in a hot tub together naked and they do something in front of each other. Stan is stuck in Mr. Mackey's basement with Butters, Pip, and Dougie during the Meteor Shower Party. The FBI/ATF thinks it's a cult party and they try to break it up.

Jewbilee 5 Stars - This is part three of an unofficial three parter. Kyle and Kenny go to a Jewish scout camp. This is the same night as the Meteor Shower.

What makes this an unofficial three part series is that all three episodes are on the night of the Meteor Shower, all four boys are in one of the three episodes and the FBI/ATF is seen speeding to Mr. Mackey's house in all three episodes.

Chinpokomon 5 Stars - Some familiar looking Japanese toys brainwash every kid in America and convince the children to attack Pearl Harbor for Japanese honor.

Starvin Marvin in Space 5 Stars - The Boys help Starvin Marvin when some missionaries invade his country. A Star Wars spoof

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery 4 Stars - The Band Korn help the boys solve a Halloween mystery in this hilarious Scooby-Doo spoof.

Hooked on Monkey Phonics 5 Stars - Two strange, sheltered home-school kids decide to go to South Park Elementary.

The Red Badge of Gayness 5 Stars - Cartman decides to conquer America and change the outcome of the Civil War to win a bet with Stan and Kyle.

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics 5 Stars - a collection of South Park Christmas songs, hosted by none other than Mr. Hankey.

Are you there God? It's Me, Jesus 5 Stars - Jesus is upset that no one cares about him anymore. Cartman thinks he is having a period because he's bleeding out of his backside. He rubs it in to the other boys saying that he has hit puberty before them.

World Wide Recorder Concert 5 Stars - The boys come up with an outrageous plan to get revenge on some New York kids who made fun of them. The plan involves finding the brown note, a note that when played make you loose control of your BMs.

Not sure what if any Special Features will be included. I would love to see Parker/Stone Commentaries on at least a few episodes.

Rainforest Shmainforest - The boys get sent to Costa Rica by Mr. Mackey to sing in the kids choir "Getting Gay with Kids". While there, the group gets lost in the jungle. Jennifer Aniston is hilarious as the choir teacher-8/10

Spontaneous Combustion - The mayor wants Stan's dad to figure out why the citizens of South Park are spontaneously combusting. Also, Stan and Kyle tie Cartman to a cross so that he can be ressurected-9/10

The Succubus - The boys become worried when chef falls in love with a weird woman and gets engaged to her. This is the first appearance of chef's hilarious parents-10/10

Tweek vs. Craig - The boys bet on who would win in a fight between Tweek and Craig-9/10

Jackovasaurs - The kids discover an ancient race of creatures. However, they are the most annoying creatures ever to exist-7/10

Sexual Harassment Panda - A man in a panda suit comes to south park to teach kids about sexual harassment-9/10

Cat Orgy - Cartman and Shelly fight with each other while she is baby-sitting him-10/10

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub - Stan is stuck in Mr. Mackeys basement with Butters, Pip, and Dougie during a party-9/10

Jewbilee - Kyle and Kenny go to a Jewish scout meeting-7/10

Chinpokomon - some familiar looking Japanese toys brainwash every kid in America-9/10

Starvin Marvin in Space - The Boys help Starvin Marvin when some missionairies invade his country-9/10

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery - The Band Korn help the boys solve a Halloween mystery in this hilarious Scooby-Doo spoof-9/10

Hooked on Monkey Phonics - Two strange, sheltered home-school kids decide to go to South Park Elementary-10/10

The Red Badge of Gayness - Cartman decides to conquer America and change the outcome of the Civil War to win a bet with Stan and Kyle-9/10

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - a collection of South Park Christmas songs-9/10

Are you there God? It's Me, Jesus - Jesus is upset that no one cares about him anymore. Cartman thinks he is having a period-9/10

World Wide Recorder Concert - The boys come up with a ridiculous plan to get revenge on some New York kids who made fun of them-10/10

All of these episodes are hilarious. You have to buy this.

Rainforest Shmainforest - The boys get sent to Costa Rica by Mr. Mackey to sing in the kids choir "Getting Gay with Kids". While there, the group gets lost in the jungle. Jennifer Aniston is hilarious as the choir teacher.

Spontaneous Combustion - The mayor wants Stan's dad to figure out why the citizens of South Park are spontaneously combusting. Also, Stan and Kyle tie Cartman to a cross so that he can be ressurected.

The Succubus - The boys become worried when chef falls in love with a weird woman and gets engaged to her. This is the first appearance of chef's hilarious parents.

Tweek vs. Craig - The boys bet on who would win in a fight between Tweek and Craig.

Jackovasaurs - The kids discover an ancient race of creatures. However, they are the most annoying creatures ever to exist.

Sexual Harassment Panda - A man in a panda suit comes to south park to teach kids about sexual harassment.

Cat Orgy - Cartman and Shelly fight with each other while she is baby-sitting him.

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub - Stan is stuck in Mr. Mackeys basement with Butters, Pip, and Dougie during a party.

Jewbilee - Kyle and Kenny go to a Jewish scout meeting.

Chinpokomon - some familiar looking Japanese toys brainwash every kid in America.

Starvin Marvin in Space - The Boys help Starvin Marvin when some missionairies invade his country.

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery - The Band Korn help the boys solve a Halloween mystery in this hilarious Scooby-Doo spoof.

Hooked on Monkey Phonics - Two strange, sheltered home-school kids decide to go to South Park Elementary.

The Red Badge of Gayness - Cartman decides to conquer America and change the outcome of the Civil War to win a bet with Stan and Kyle.

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - a collection of South Park Christmas songs.

Are you there God? It's Me, Jesus - Jesus is upset that no one cares about him anymore. Cartman thinks he is having a period.

World Wide Recorder Concert - The boys come up with a ridiculous plan to get revenge on some New York kids who made fun of them.

All of these episodes are hilarious. You have to buy this.