Is there a large arse-shaped dent in your sofa? Unwatched workout DVDs gathering dust on your shelves? An eye-wateringly expensive (and rarely used) gym membership burning a hole in your bank account? Does the sight of your wobbly thighs leave you cowering under the duvet?
Then it's time you faced the truth: the only option is to lace up and hit the ground running.
Straight-talking, funny and brutally honest, RUN FAT BITCH RUN will give you - yes, you - the push you need to get out of the door, pounding the pavements and shedding pounds in no time.
Hate running? No worries. RUN FAT BITCH RUN will give you all the tools you need to transform that passion into real motivation.
Locate your inner grit and long-lost energy
Follow a fuss-free and completely foolproof beginners' programme
Throw away the scales, stock up on pasta and enjoy carbs without guilt
If you want to lose weight, get fit and become an ass-kicking, gets-things-done superwoman, there's only one thing left to do ... RUN!