Whack! Whack! Whack! What can I say about this 60cm Aluminium bat? If you're after some home security then look no further. There are 2 things I hold dear in this world ,my family & justice. When I first held my new home security system it fit like a glove ,destined to serve righteousness. I could feel its icy ,cold power flowing through my veins .I waited in earnest for a burglar to strike, even leaving the doors open, alas my patience was not rewarded. Determined to put my new powers to the test I took to the streets. Since then I have single-handedly obliterated dozens of fences & plantpots ,shattered countless windscreens and ruined an immeasurable number of parties. Got me an old punching bag out back I can lay into ,keep me focussed. Till then I wait on my couch ,dressed only in my underwear, bat in hand, unemployed, unloved ,waiting. This city needs a hero ... a symbol. The bat and I have become one , I ...am the Batman!