Among the awful cartoons I used to watch as a child, `The Perils of Penelope Pitstop'
The Penelope Pitstop Complete Collection [DVD] stood out as particularly pointless. Every episode would see the unfortunate Penelope trapped in a situation of mortal peril by her evil uncle/guardian, and she would yell `He-elp' until rescued.
Adeline, the beautiful and virtuous heroine of Romance of the Forest, reminded me forcibly of Penelope. She spends the book sighing, weeping and, above all, fainting. She also writes poetry about the beauty of nature and is the epitome of goodness, kindness, sweetness and gentleness. She is absolutely the most AWFUL soppy heroine I have ever had the misfortune to read about. I should have listened to Jane Austen; she despised these books, parodying them in Northanger Abbey.
Wuthering Heights is one of my favourite books, and I gave this a go thinking it fell roughly into the same category of `Gothic Romance'. It doesn't. It is a joke. I think it is possibly more cringe-worthy than the third Twilight film, which my daughter made me go and see.
Come to think of it, it was the same daughter who persuaded me to read `Romance of the Forest' - she must really hate me! I wonder did I forget her birthday once, or maybe it's just revenge for all those vegetables I forced her to eat!
I'm sure some people will enjoy this book; it is easy enough to read and has all the right basic ingredients; dark forests, deserted abbeys, evil Marquis', mysterious deaths etc. There is enough atmospheric descriptions of scenery and nature to put you off the great outdoors for life and you will need a stronger stomach than me for soppy, fainting heroines. If you are looking for something better in this line, why not try Wilkie Collins, the style is similar, but it's much better.