A Return to Salem's Lot
The credits list some actors who were well-known in the 1940s. This story is based on the Stephen King novel. Are some savages about to sacrifice a human? It's a cultural thing. There are gunshots to announce messengers with news from the States. [Is that Newark airport?] There is a funny scene at the used car lot! They arrive at the old house. "Thanks a lot Aunt Clara." The welcome wagon greets them. Then night falls. Teenagers learn to respect the residents. Children take care of the homeless. "Tell it to the judge." Is their welcome too good to be true? Where is Jeremy going?
They raise cows for milk and other products. Human blood can be infected with hepatitis, drugs, AIDS, etc. They want an anthropologist to record their society for the future. The children attend school at night. Kathy waited for Joey all these years. "Good Day, Dear." The people love their cows very much. An old geezer rolls up in his old jalopy asking for directions. Are those people the descendants of the "Speedwell"? [Those are Holstein cows (black and white), not Jersey cows (brown).] Has Jeremy developed a sensitivity to sunlight? There is a fight in the stream, and Joe is captured. The vampires are very wealthy, they've lived for 300 years and have grown wealthy from real estate. [What about taxes?] Is Van Meer looking for a Nazi? Van Meer knows how to cut out the red tape! Why did a Short Line bus stop at Salem's Lot? The townspeople entertain the tourists and travelers. Jeremy learns how to whittle to make a point. Is Kathy "one of them"?
So Van Meer and Joe Weber go about their task of saving humanity from the vampire menace of Salem's Lot. Shots are fired, they keep rolling up a body count. Will Van Meer step into a trap? His P-38 saves him, along with some Holy Water. Will fire consume the vampires? There is a showdown at the school. There are more gory effects in their escape. Many coffins burn. [Does the EPA approve?] Is there any safe place in town? Ever wonder why the flag poles of yesteryear have a spear point? The sun comes up and Van Meer and Joe and Jeremy leave. Now Jeremy has can write a winning essay on what he did on his summer vacation.
Aside from "Salem's Lot" there are echoes of "Night of the Living Dead", "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", and other films. This is one of the funniest horror films since "Love at First Bite". This is an entertaining fast-paced film but it won't be appreciated by everyone. There are shocking words in the beginning; they would be censored on broadcast TV. The story line is so crude is had to be done for comic effects. And it worked for me!