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Relationsh*t. Twenty years of awkward situations and questionable choices. [Kindle Edition]

Christina Nkirote Mugambi
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)

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Book Description

relationsh*t is a refreshingly honest and funny collection of dating stories hand-picked for your pleasure. On a scale from 1 to 10 where ‘1’ is “Angels blushed” and ‘10’ is “Satan just shifted uncomfortably in his seat” there are plenty of 7’s plus an 11 thrown in for good measure. From getting the stink eye when purchasing Plan B at the pharmacy, to having an AK-47 pointed at her head, the author walks us through the trials (and sometimes dangers) of her ever elusive hunt for love. Live vicariously through the author as you gasp at the ridiculous scenarios and ponder in amazement that these events are actually true. Then, smile to yourself as you recollect some of your own dating adventures.

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 184 KB
  • Print Length: 110 pages
  • Publisher: Christina Nkirote Mugambi; 1 edition (25 Nov. 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Enhanced Typesetting: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #1,283,674 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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4.0 out of 5 stars RELATIONSH*T 5 April 2012
RELATIONSH*T is a fabulous read, full of witty charm and disarming honesty. This is not light "chick lit", this is a journey, no make that an adventure actually misadventure of a lady that is not afraid to bear all about her urban dating jungle. I often felt like strangling her, then giving her a hug, shaking her and asking why her warning signals took so long to register; actually they registered but her curiosity always got the better of her much to the readers delight and dismay.

RELATIONSH*T took my breath away because it is the UNADULTERATED TRUTH! I often shrieked with laughter but was mainly taken aback by the author's honesty. This kind of stuff doesn't even make it to the confessional!!!

Her encounters were interesting and gripping and I read the entire book in one seating. My only complaint is that I was left wanting more!!! Where is the sequel?!

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4.0 out of 5 stars Ouch!!!! And still standing? 19 May 2012
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This is just hysterical! Makes my life look normal. Some of those experiences were such narrow escapes you either have to laugh or cry. A relief to find that anyone can go through such astoundingly horrible partners both male & female & still come out with a sense of humour.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Fabulous read 29 Feb. 2012
When I saw the title of the book I thought another bitter and sad story but as they say don't judge a book by its cover so I downloaded it on my kindle and got down to business. OMG!! Fabulous read, it's funny, charming with just the right amount of wit. Highly recommend!!!
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5.0 out of 5 stars brilliant! 8 Nov. 2013
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Just brilliant! Funny, insightful and deep from cover to cover! I can't wait for part 2! Where IS part 2?!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Brutally Honest and Super Hillarious 2 Mar. 2012
By KCL - Published on
An easy read with a lot of humor, well written & brutally honest book! The short stories went from scary to supper funny. The ending... Oh!!! It made me crazy as I wanted to know more! The author better be working on a second book... Definitely worth it!!
4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! Brutally honest. Courageous 25 Feb. 2012
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The author narrates very personal details of her love life in a witty and engaging fashion. The short stories about her relationships will either leave you in stitches or agape with wonder. It leaves you wondering if some of the stories are a work of fiction or the book is a collection of stories from different people (if you are not honest with yourself you'll wonder how one person can have so many interesting experiences). Either way, its a great read. Well written book with a lot of humor and a refreshing writing style.
4.0 out of 5 stars I've met the clones of these characters 17 Feb. 2012
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If you have been single, are single, the characters in this book have jumped up and bit you at some point. It's Hilarious!!!! The situations range from cringeworthy to flat out funny. Umejitoa, haswa!
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! 4 Dec. 2011
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You won't be able to put this book down. Each encounter had me laughing and at the end of the book I was begging for more. An easy read, well written & brutallly honest.
5.0 out of 5 stars Long Night! 28 Nov. 2011
By Ms Mitchener - Published on
Relationsh*t. Twenty years of awkward situations and questionable choices.

This book isnt really a long read and can be enjoyed in the course of one very long night, as you will want to re-read certain sections or chapters, over and over again!

What will get you though, is the ending...its gut wrenching when you realize you have come to the end and that is will be left literally screaming for this day, I still feel unsatiated and need a sequel, and soon!!

The author has been painfully honest about dating experiences which we can all relate to, especially as women who have dated throughout their 20's and 30's and have just about had it, with dating drama!!!

This book needs to be a movie, and soon!!!!

ps..sorry about the exclamations points...this book brought it out of me!!!!!!!
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