Rejected lines from Harry Potter!


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Initial post: 30 Jul 2007 22:01:16 BDT
M. Leach says:
Okay, all you have to do is type one line/sentence that would probably be rejected as the first line of a new Harry Potter book.

Ill start..

'My name is Lord Voldemort, and I am an alcoholic.'

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:04:14 BDT
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Haha!

'I'm Harry Potter and I am going to tell all the people I love what I'm up to and I would even like some help!'

'No Hermione! I am not just going to go running in there, It could be dangerous! I am going to be patient and wait for the order. I don't want to put all your lives in danger" shouted Harry.

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:05:02 BDT
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"I don't care if Voldemort is going to kill all the muggles, i'm going to finish watching Eastenders first"!!! said Harry

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:06:26 BDT
M. Leach says:
'Show us where Dumbledore touched you' said the judge

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:10:14 BDT
Kellouis says:
your a woman harry...

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:12:26 BDT
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"Sorry it was a mistake anyone could make, how was I to know it wasn't detachable?" replied Ron

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:13:40 BDT
M. Leach says:
It was October.. and the beginning of Harry's fifth term at Feltems Young Offenders Institute

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:14:09 BDT
J. Erdmann says:
Just in: "A portly teenager has been arrested for murdering his mother. He kept shouting "Stop calling me Dudders and Did-i-kins!"

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:14:43 BDT
M. Kidger says:
Harry, you remember what we did after the exams? I don't know how to tell you this, but you're going to be a daddy...

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:16:58 BDT
M. Leach says:
'Im sorry,' said Ron, 'I just thought you felt the same way'

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:19:53 BDT
Harry stepped out of the hospital, at last, he no longer had a scar, it's amazing what a plastic surgeon can do with a paper clip and a bit of masking tape.

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:24:53 BDT
M. Kidger says:
"Minister", said Percy timidly, "I've decided that I don't need a chauffeur driven broomstick, luxury office and staff of doting house elves, I'm resigning and going home to live with mummy".

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:26:49 BDT
M. Kidger says:
"Ronald!" said Fleur indignantly, "what did you do to Gabrielle when you were in the lake together?"

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:26:54 BDT
M. Leach says:
Call me Hagrid.

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:30:06 BDT
M. Kidger says:
The two men appeared out of nowhere, holding hands in the narrow, moonlit lane. "Ron", how many times have I told you that you hold my ARM in side-along apparition?" said Harry, unsure what to do next.

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:34:02 BDT
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M. Kidger says:
My name's Potter, Harry Potter and I have a Hungarian Horntail tatooed on my chest.

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:34:32 BDT
I'm loving the idea of this thread, but try and think of your own rather than regurgitating lines from Mock the Week

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:35:20 BDT
M. Leach says:
Harry Potter thought of his magical adventures very differently now he had been diagnosed as insane.

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:35:58 BDT
M. Kidger says:
My god Harry! Even your broom's huge!

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:36:11 BDT
M. Leach says:
you need to get it going starlemusique. just spreading the love and humour, cheer up a bit =)

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:38:43 BDT
M. Leach says:
there was once a boy named Dudley dursley,and he almost deserved it

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:39:13 BDT
M. Kidger says:
I loved the idea of Neville bombing the Death Eaters with Mandrakes during the final battle. There must the a good line there somewhere.

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:41:45 BDT
M. Leach says:
Everyone rejoiced as Voldemort was driven off to prison by the police.

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:47:16 BDT
Last edited by the author on 30 Jul 2007 22:47:34 BDT
M. Kidger says:
"Harry, where have you been?" Screamed Mrs Weasley at breakfast. "Your bed hasn't been slept in. It wouldn't be so bad if you told me you were going out, but I also have to look after poor Ginny who says she's feeling a bit under the weather because she hasn't slept a wink all night."

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Jul 2007 22:49:08 BDT
Last edited by the author on 30 Jul 2007 22:51:07 BDT
M. Kidger says:
"Would you just breathe in here please?" asked the policeman who had flagged down Hagrid's motorbike.
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