So I went grocery shopping. I needed a few things from the bachelor isle (beer, chips and beef jerky). I spritzed a bit on before I went in. As I cruised down the isle, this charming young lady sniffed when I walked by and said "You smell wonderful". I smiled, but having a lack of game, only said "Thank you" and walked my cowardly self away. I listened for the click of her heels signifying that she acknowledged my thanks and went about her shopping, but she stood there. I'm sure she wondered "I just opened the door for this dork and he didnt walk in". I grabbed a big bag of cheetos and headed for the checkout lane.
When I stood in front of the counter person and reached for my wallet. The older (50+) woman working the checkout looked at me and said "someone sure smells great, what is that?". I told her "Polo Blue" smilingly. She looked me up and down as if I were being prepared for cooking over an open flame. I thought, "Well, why not? What do I have to lose? She was an attractive cougar." I then ran over the pros and cons in my head before I realized I had walked to my car, got in and started driving.
Forever Alone.
This cologne is wonderful, just prepare your self to be thrusted into a social situation in which you must act! I was woefully (and currently) unprepared. I guess I'll play some Black Ops and read FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU comics on Reddit.